These fucking ants

[rayne]

Look at what you guys did, I logged onto this thread, and a big spider just came crawling along my floor. I threw Stan Cohen's 'States of Denial' at it and its dead. I wanted to say "deny this, fucker" but I held back as its not 1989.

[DirtDawg]

Look at what you guys did, I logged onto this thread, and a big spider just came crawling along my floor. I threw Stan Cohen's 'States of Denial' at it and its dead. I wanted to say "deny this, fucker" but I held back as its not 1989.

I was going to say, "SAVE her,"  but that was before I finished reading your post. I can almost guarantee that you have murdered a pregnant female who has spent her last days creating the contents of an eggsack to be divined in her own image, which was developed directly from her own bodily resources, one other annoying insect at a time. She was in preparation for extending her delicate genes into the next generation of insect devouring spiderkind.

I would reven welg upon you a world without spiders, even though you have just haplessly murdered the most promising of the species


If you experience insect problems in the coming year, remember this day. Hope that your curse is shortlived.

[TheoK]

"Every time you kill a spider, it starts raining", like we say in Sweden.

[odeon]

They've killed a LOT of spiders lately.

[TheoK]

True. Hate the fucking rain.

[ozymandias]

They've killed a LOT of spiders lately.

I didn't and yet it's raining incessantly here!   

[rayne]

Look at what you guys did, I logged onto this thread, and a big spider just came crawling along my floor. I threw Stan Cohen's 'States of Denial' at it and its dead. I wanted to say "deny this, fucker" but I held back as its not 1989.

I was going to say, "SAVE her,"  but that was before I finished reading your post. I can almost guarantee that you have murdered a pregnant female who has spent her last days creating the contents of an eggsack to be divined in her own image, which was developed directly from her own bodily resources, one other annoying insect at a time. She was in preparation for extending her delicate genes into the next generation of insect devouring spiderkind.

I would reven welg upon you a world without spiders, even though you have just haplessly murdered the most promising of the species


If you experience insect problems in the coming year, remember this day. Hope that your curse is shortlived.

If she's put her eggs anywhere in my flat I'm going to scream. The only good spider was Charlotte and even she died.

And when you all kill ants, do NONE of you remember the ant from Honey I Shrunk The Kids?? You know, the martyr who took the fall from the scorpion? Honestly. Every time you kill an ant, you're spitting on Walt Disney's grave.

[DirtDawg]

Look at what you guys did, I logged onto this thread, and a big spider just came crawling along my floor. I threw Stan Cohen's 'States of Denial' at it and its dead. I wanted to say "deny this, fucker" but I held back as its not 1989.

I was going to say, "SAVE her,"  but that was before I finished reading your post. I can almost guarantee that you have murdered a pregnant female who has spent her last days creating the contents of an eggsack to be divined in her own image, which was developed directly from her own bodily resources, one other annoying insect at a time. She was in preparation for extending her delicate genes into the next generation of insect devouring spiderkind.

I would reven welg upon you a world without spiders, even though you have just haplessly murdered the most promising of the species


If you experience insect problems in the coming year, remember this day. Hope that your curse is shortlived.

If she's put her eggs anywhere in my flat I'm going to scream. The only good spider was Charlotte and even she died.

And when you all kill ants, do NONE of you remember the ant from Honey I Shrunk The Kids?? You know, the martyr who took the fall from the scorpion? Honestly. Every time you kill an ant, you're spitting on Walt Disney's grave.

By ""save her"" I meant to set her freee outside your flat. I do not care to co-habitate with crawlers either,   but some of them, such as ants and spiders,   do more good than dab.

A spider eats its weight in annnoying, pesky insects every couple of days. I always try to save themm.

[rayne]

Ahhh. I haz teh dumb from doing too much uni study. Generally I try to let all bugs out unscathed, but it makes my skin crawl the bigger they are.

[Alex179]

I kill insects almost as soon as I see them.

[Al Swearegen]

Rayne when you get to Australia I will protect you from the spiders and snakes, no worries. However the magpies.....let's just say I will be screaming and waving my petticoats and waiting for you to save me. 
Hey everyone has a phobia. Mine are magpies.....and hospitals. Besides it isn't the spiders, snakes or sharks you have to worry about, it is the ferocious dropbears.

I see you made 10 posts. Has the forum opened up a bit more for you? 

[DirtDawg]

I kill insects almost as soon as I see them.

I think that is fine. I see nothing wrong with that, as long as you eat your kill.

 

[rayne]

Rayne when you get to Australia I will protect you from the spiders and snakes, no worries. However the magpies.....let's just say I will be screaming and waving my petticoats and waiting for you to save me. 
Hey everyone has a phobia. Mine are magpies.....and hospitals. Besides it isn't the spiders, snakes or sharks you have to worry about, it is the ferocious dropbears.

I see you made 10 posts. Has the forum opened up a bit more for you? 

Yes, I can now get access to the Sex forum and various other bits and pieces.

Dropbears?

This probably wouldn't be a good time to post a picture of a magpie.

[rayne]

Oops.

[TheoK]

I love those birds.