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What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« on: May 29, 2008, 12:49:34 PM »
I smell like lemons because I just zested one for my horesradish sauce that's supposed to go along with my corned beef and cabbage. I should stop smelling myself, but I love the smell of lemons.
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2008, 12:59:03 PM »
I smell like chlorine from the swimming pool.
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2008, 10:37:29 PM »
I smell like Pantene shampoo.
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2008, 08:38:45 PM »
Soap
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"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2008, 08:59:15 PM »
Sweat.
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2008, 06:17:53 AM »
Hopefull still like baby power and deoderant, and not like armpit.
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2008, 02:36:50 PM »
Hopefully not too much of anything.
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2008, 03:37:53 PM »
sweaty need shower
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2008, 03:40:07 PM »
Sweat and paint.   Just helped my parents paint their garage.   
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2008, 08:24:39 PM »
I smell like I need a shower, so I will when I finish my internets.
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2008, 12:06:47 PM »
Grass. I just took the dog outside.
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2008, 12:42:32 PM »
Quote from: Teriyaki on June 03, 2008, 12:06:47 PM
Grass. I just took the dog outside.


You took the dog?

:yikes:


... OUTSIDE?!?
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2008, 01:07:45 PM »
Sweat
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2008, 01:29:15 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on June 03, 2008, 12:42:32 PM
Quote from: Teriyaki on June 03, 2008, 12:06:47 PM
Grass. I just took the dog outside.


You took the dog?

:yikes:


... OUTSIDE?!?

I stood in the driveway for five mintues because I was blinded by the sunlight. I really don't get out much.
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2008, 02:40:47 PM »
Soapy even though it says unscented I can still smell it
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"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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