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MrJones

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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2006, 03:03:10 AM »
there is no moron
just a dry man with skidmarks
who laughs with the prince
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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #31 on: September 14, 2006, 03:08:03 AM »
that's nice, mr jones -
playing the underpants game
just like john major...

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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #32 on: September 14, 2006, 03:20:52 AM »


John Major-buffoon
but when Bush drops his panties
skidmarks are deadly
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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #33 on: September 14, 2006, 03:31:59 AM »
gosh, i need to clean
my rhewm, do you have a rhewm
for my dhewg? ...and pie? :P
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"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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MrJones

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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #34 on: September 14, 2006, 03:54:29 AM »
Beautiful-and smart
are there any mahsahgges
in your pink panties?
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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #35 on: September 14, 2006, 07:08:43 AM »
something underneath
my rosy panties yearns for
your pink throbbing cock :)
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"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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MrJones

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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #36 on: September 14, 2006, 11:22:39 AM »
used to be so pure
said she never wanted sex
lust now soaks her loins

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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #37 on: September 14, 2006, 04:13:02 PM »
 :laugh:

with such a boyfriend
who can blame me, in the end?
open sesame :-*
« Last Edit: September 14, 2006, 04:18:08 PM by MillaPill »
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"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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eris

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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #38 on: October 17, 2011, 11:44:05 PM »
Quote from: Beowulf on September 06, 2006, 02:11:40 PM
I don't understand
what's so great about haikus.
Most of them just suck.
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