Ask the Necromancer

[lazarus]

What are the pros and cons of creating and using dead minions as opposed to live ones?

stupid question but i'll answer anyway.
why create dead minions if you can just dig them up?

[lazarus]

only if you beg

What makes you think that anyone on here is going to beg from a newbie teen-punk showoff playing with his toys?

what's the matter?
jealous?

[lazarus]

you mean. rifling through his mom's  make-up bag.

make up your mind - i thought you wanted the lipstick.

[McGiver]

you mean. rifling through his mom's  make-up bag.

make up your mind - i thought you wanted the lipstick.

i do.  but only in a perfect ring around my cock, applied by you; the fun way! 

[lazarus]

you mean. rifling through his mom's  make-up bag.

make up your mind - i thought you wanted the lipstick.

i do.  but only in a perfect ring around my cock, applied by you; the fun way! 

only if you're wearing your corset (i've seen your pic too) and those fuck me heels i like so much on you.

[Pyraxis]

what's the matter?
jealous?

Huh. No. Not deeply, cause from what I can tell so far, you don't deserve that. Takes more than fun with words to be an interesting person.

[Pyraxis]

Does your spellbook contain death threat templates?

[odeon]

Why all this talk about BDSM here, of all places? Do a Google search, and you'll find lots of BDSM message boards. Seems to me that you'd prefer posting in one of those but don't have the experience/guts/whatever.

[lazarus]

Does your spellbook contain death threat templates?

yes

[lazarus]

what's the matter?
jealous?

Huh. No. Not deeply, cause from what I can tell so far, you don't deserve that. Takes more than fun with words to be an interesting person.

oh, i'm soooo hurt. wait, that's not right. i want you to hurt me.

[lazarus]

Why all this talk about BDSM here, of all places? Do a Google search, and you'll find lots of BDSM message boards. Seems to me that you'd prefer posting in one of those but don't have the experience/guts/whatever.

i post in those too, but they dont have sections for aspies.
looks to me like you're the one with no stomach for it.
so you do have limits here. oh well.

or could it be - the BDSM thread has eclipsed the others in post per day stats.
and i am not talking about BDSM here, i am talking about it in the bdsm thread. you're the one who brought it up here.

[odeon]

Actually you were the one to bring BDSM up everywhere else so I figured that this was the place to ask you why. This is your ask away-thread, is it not?

As for limits, no, sorry, you misunderstood. I don't mind at all, I just think that so far you've come off as someone who's pretty insecure about sex, especially this particular variety,  but would like to appear as anything but.

Was that the answer to my question? And if it was, do you think that Aspie BDSM would be any different from the NT variety?

[Nomaken]

Well the thing is that i've looked at the fantasy realm(all the stories in fantasy) and i can't find any consistent benefits to using dead as opposed to living in your creations and tools and shit.  And I'm pissed about that because i'd love to live in a realm where I could be a genius necromancer myself.  So I was wondering about your observations.

[lazarus]

Actually you were the one to bring BDSM up everywhere else so I figured that this was the place to ask you why. This is your ask away-thread, is it not?

As for limits, no, sorry, you misunderstood. I don't mind at all, I just think that so far you've come off as someone who's pretty insecure about sex, especially this particular variety,  but would like to appear as anything but.

Was that the answer to my question? And if it was, do you think that Aspie BDSM would be any different from the NT variety?

finally! an intelligent question!
btw, you might question your own obsession with bdsm - it sin't the only thing i post about.
i started those threads because i don't see much in the way of limit testing here and also because i have the same question as you - are we different? i don't know, i am hoping to find out. if anything was different i think it would be that we would be more focused about getting to the point of endurance and maybe get there faster.
as far as me being insecure. i have what i need IRL.

[lazarus]

Well the thing is that i've looked at the fantasy realm(all the stories in fantasy) and i can't find any consistent benefits to using dead as opposed to living in your creations and tools and shit.  And I'm pissed about that because i'd love to live in a realm where I could be a genius necromancer myself.  So I was wondering about your observations.

i am not that kind of necromancer.