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Jailed donkey
« on: May 23, 2008, 12:56:11 AM »
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A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery.

The animal was locked up at a local jail after it bit and kicked two men near a ranch in Chiapas state, police said yesterday.

Officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey will remain behind bars until its owner agrees to pay the men's medical bills.

"Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed," Gomez said, "no matter who they are."

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Re: Jailed donkey
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2008, 06:58:52 AM »
They should jail the bugs that spread disease next.
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Re: Jailed donkey
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2008, 07:17:00 AM »
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Officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey will remain behind bars until its owner agrees to pay the men's medical bills.

Or the owner slips the cops some cash it is Mexico after all
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Re: Jailed donkey
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2008, 07:19:25 AM »
You could view it as equivalent to impounding someone's car until they pay compensation, if the car had somehow caused damage while unattended (brakes failed and it rolled down a hill or something like that).  I'd question what the men were doing that resulted in the donkey attack though; they could have been abusing it in which case it's their own fault they got injured, just as someone who breaks into a car, accidentally takes the break off and is injured when it rolls down a hill are responsible for their own injuries (in a sane world, at least).
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Re: Jailed donkey
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2008, 01:21:29 AM »
^ They would probably blame the hill, heh.
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Re: Jailed donkey
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2008, 08:13:57 PM »
I'm suing the city for not leveling the hill to make it safe for the children
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Re: Jailed donkey
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2008, 10:27:11 AM »
That's very weird. Makes no sense.
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Re: Jailed donkey
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2008, 06:33:32 PM »
"Nice ass you got there" :eyebrows:

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