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Re: I'm going to sue you nation
« Reply #30 on: July 15, 2008, 11:46:06 AM »
Quote from: IlluSionS667 on July 15, 2008, 09:19:24 AM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on July 15, 2008, 08:59:13 AM
She's prbably scared that you'd beat her again if she did.

Do you based this on wild imagination or personal experience?!? ::)

You've dated Lord Phlexor??
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Re: I'm going to sue you nation
« Reply #31 on: July 15, 2008, 05:56:58 PM »
Quote from: IlluSionS667 on July 15, 2008, 09:29:45 AM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on July 15, 2008, 09:25:12 AM
Quote from: IlluSionS667 on July 15, 2008, 09:19:24 AM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on July 15, 2008, 08:59:13 AM
She's prbably scared that you'd beat her again if she did.

Do you based this on wild imagination or personal experience?!? ::)

My imagination isn't wild, its awesome!

Can't it be both?

It is plainly obvious that you, sir, do not know the rules...
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Re: I'm going to sue you nation
« Reply #32 on: July 17, 2008, 06:50:00 PM »
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Man Sues Church Over 'God Injury'
Man Prayed For 'Real Experience,' Not Medical Bills

POSTED: 5:26 am EDT July 11, 2008
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- A man said he was so consumed by the spirit of God that he fell and hit his head while at a Knoxville church.

Now he wants Lakewind Church to pay $2.5 million for medical bills, lost income, and pain and suffering he said he's endured from his injuries.

Matt Lincoln, 57, says he decided to sue the church after its insurance company denied his claim for medical bills.

Lincoln has had two surgeries since the June 2007 incident but said he still feels pain in his back and his legs.

The Sevier County man said he was asking God to have "a real experience" while praying at church.

He said he has fallen from the force of the spirit before but has always been caught by someone.

Lawyers for the church said other congregants saw him on the floor laughing after his fall. They said he failed to look out for his own safety.

Now there's a suit.  Wonder if they said it was an act of god :laugh:
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Re: I'm going to sue you nation
« Reply #33 on: July 18, 2008, 05:57:58 AM »
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POSTED: 5:26 am EDT July 11, 2008
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- A man said he was so consumed by the spirit of God that he fell and hit his head while at a Knoxville church.

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He said he has fallen from the force of the spirit before but has always been caught by someone.

Could be signs of Temporal Lobe Epilepsy. In which case it is his own fault (especially if he didn't take his meds).
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Re: I'm going to sue you nation
« Reply #34 on: July 28, 2008, 02:05:38 PM »
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POSTED: 5:26 am EDT July 11, 2008
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- A man said he was so consumed by the spirit of God that he fell and hit his head while at a Knoxville church.

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He said he has fallen from the force of the spirit before but has always been caught by someone.

Could be signs of Temporal Lobe Epilepsy. In which case it is his own fault (especially if he didn't take his meds).

Maybe he did not know it if he had Temporal Lobe Epilepsy.

I think that a church who routinely encourages members of its congregation to fall out in the floor must share some culpability.

My aunt's church was like that when I was a child with lots of people convulsing on the floor and "speaking in tongues" and it was all pretty scary to me.
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