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It says many NT phrases, like...
1. Look at me when I'm talking to you!
2. Might as well be talking to the moon.
3. Did you spend your whole paycheck on your hentai collection again? Don't ya think 400 DVDs is enough?
4. Quit doing that thing with your hands.
5. You need to lighten up!
6. You've been on that fucking computer for five hours now.
7. It's a TRAIN! Big fucking deal.
8. Are you retarded or something?
9. The universe is very big and we're all so insignificant. Yeah, whatever!
10. Does this outfit make my ass look fat? WHAT! You were supposed to say no, even if you thought yes.
Yes, it's Tickle Me NT. We guarantee it'll give you total social exhaustion in 10 minutes, or we'll give you double your money back.
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