You guys will have to do it or else create another team of spam banners and just delete the fucking things.
It's against my philosophy to delete posts here. The exception was a single post from Cal, in my ask away thread. I don't plan to change that philosophy.
So, on short notice, open it for short periods of time and let those who want to help solve this, edit their posts.
Close it again when the attending admin leaves.
Possibly?