I wish I was in London. Anywhere would be better than here.
... and being anyone but you, right now, would be better, too, eh, pal?
Breaking up is a mother fucker!
I feel for you.
I think you should get commode hugging drunk, then give yourself a few days to recover, find a hawt, lonely twenty something year old college student and fuck her until your dick falls off.
Repeat as necessary.
*manly hug, but checks Tesla's ass*