Some children's book

[DirtDawg]

bloody hell!  where does one even start with that horror?  homophobic, simplistic, lovely happy ending (yeah, cos it's all that easy, isn't it?). 

please don't tell me they use that in schools, please?!

Stupid counselor.    Ruined a good thing.   Mine wasn't an uncle, it was the school janitor.   

(this should spark up the thread.....)

ooops, meant to add, I was laughing the whole time I read the story.   made me quite sleepy too.

Did he stick his toilet plunger up your shithole?

Is that a standard with janitors?  What more can you tell us?

I'm sure it's in their job description to plunge shitholes whenever they can.

(Straightman act worked for once!!)


Take a bow, Peter. You understood my set up.

No, on second thought run. Run away. Hide!


Never tell anyone!

[driftingblizzard]

bloody hell!  where does one even start with that horror?  homophobic, simplistic, lovely happy ending (yeah, cos it's all that easy, isn't it?). 

please don't tell me they use that in schools, please?!

Stupid counselor.    Ruined a good thing.   Mine wasn't an uncle, it was the school janitor.   

(this should spark up the thread.....)

ooops, meant to add, I was laughing the whole time I read the story.   made me quite sleepy too.

Did he stick his toilet plunger up your shithole?

Is that a standard with janitors?  What more can you tell us?

No, no, no....   I meant he took the place as a male role model, replacing the male family figures after my parents divorced and split us up....  Nothing sexual, I always seem to miss out, damn it.

[Peter]

bloody hell!  where does one even start with that horror?  homophobic, simplistic, lovely happy ending (yeah, cos it's all that easy, isn't it?). 

please don't tell me they use that in schools, please?!

Stupid counselor.    Ruined a good thing.   Mine wasn't an uncle, it was the school janitor.   

(this should spark up the thread.....)

ooops, meant to add, I was laughing the whole time I read the story.   made me quite sleepy too.

Did he stick his toilet plunger up your shithole?

Is that a standard with janitors?  What more can you tell us?

No, no, no....   I meant he took the place as a male role model, replacing the male family figures after my parents divorced and split us up....  Nothing sexual, I always seem to miss out, damn it.

Did you try dressing slutty for him to catch his eye?

[driftingblizzard]

bloody hell!  where does one even start with that horror?  homophobic, simplistic, lovely happy ending (yeah, cos it's all that easy, isn't it?). 

please don't tell me they use that in schools, please?!

Stupid counselor.    Ruined a good thing.   Mine wasn't an uncle, it was the school janitor.   

(this should spark up the thread.....)

ooops, meant to add, I was laughing the whole time I read the story.   made me quite sleepy too.

Did he stick his toilet plunger up your shithole?

Is that a standard with janitors?  What more can you tell us?

No, no, no....   I meant he took the place as a male role model, replacing the male family figures after my parents divorced and split us up....  Nothing sexual, I always seem to miss out, damn it.

Did you try dressing slutty for him to catch his eye?

yep, tried just about everything... :lol:   J/K

[vodz]

What a fucked up book. It wouldn't surprise me if some religious and/or homophobic-type wrote this. Not to mention that it glosses over the sexual abuse.

I believe that sums up the theme of the thread.


What do you think of it, besides that it's fucked up?

They should have included more of the juicey part, with diagrams.

[Peter]

I'm wondering what sort of person would give a kid this book, and under what circumstances.  What would you say to a kid when you gave them the book? 

"Hey, I thought you might have sexual-identity issues from being diddled by your uncle and some emotional problems from your parents' unhappy marriage, since you act like such a poof and cry all the time, so I got you this book to read.  Gayness can be cured by counselling, so if you ever want to talk to me about how to stop being a fag, you know where my office is."

[Parts]

I'm wondering what sort of person would give a kid this book, and under what circumstances.  What would you say to a kid when you gave them the book? 

"Hey, I thought you might have sexual-identity issues from being diddled by your uncle and some emotional problems from your parents' unhappy marriage, since you act like such a poof and cry all the time, so I got you this book to read.  Gayness can be cured by counselling, so if you ever want to talk to me about how to stop being a fag, you know where my office is."

 

[DirtDawg]

I'm wondering what sort of person would give a kid this book, and under what circumstances.  What would you say to a kid when you gave them the book? 

"Hey, I thought you might have sexual-identity issues from being diddled by your uncle and some emotional problems from your parents' unhappy marriage, since you act like such a poof and cry all the time, so I got you this book to read.  Gayness can be cured by counselling, so if you ever want to talk to me about how to stop being a fag, you know where my office is."

... but you misspelled "orifice."

[Lucifer]

where?

[DirtDawg]

where?

"you know where my orifice is."


OK, it's a stretch.

[Lucifer]

that's not a stretch, that's bloody advanced yoga!

[Pyraxis]

You just need to be from Boston.

(The one on the other side of the ocean.)

[DirtDawg]

that's not a stretch, that's bloody advanced yoga!

so, empty your stomach and your mind and make sure you are well hydrated.

join me.

[DirtDawg]

You just need to be from Boston.

(The one on the other side of the ocean.)

Don't you mean BahHSSSt'n?

[Lucifer]

that's not a stretch, that's bloody advanced yoga!

so, empty your stomach and your mind and make sure you are well hydrated.

join me.

/throws up, decapitates herself, and leaps into a bucket of water.

i'm ready!