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Phones Ect
« on: April 29, 2008, 08:57:33 AM »
I have phone phobia and despise them but am forced  to have several.  Lately my business line has suffered a rash of hang ups two just this morning.  Whats wrong with these people leave a fucking message. 
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Re: Phones Ect
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2008, 11:28:32 AM »
Quote from: parts on April 29, 2008, 08:57:33 AM
I have phone phobia and despise them but am forced  to have several.  Lately my business line has suffered a rash of hang ups two just this morning.  Whats wrong with these people leave a fucking message. 
Maybe it's your answering message.. "What the fuck do you want?!  Leave a fucking message!" typically doesn't evoke the kind of response you're looking for.
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Re: Phones Ect
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2008, 12:05:46 PM »
Quote from: Tesla on April 29, 2008, 11:28:32 AM
Quote from: parts on April 29, 2008, 08:57:33 AM
I have phone phobia and despise them but am forced  to have several.  Lately my business line has suffered a rash of hang ups two just this morning.  Whats wrong with these people leave a fucking message. 
Maybe it's your answering message.. "What the fuck do you want?!  Leave a fucking message!" typically doesn't evoke the kind of response you're looking for.

Maybe that's why no one ever calls me. :lol:
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Re: Phones Ect
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2008, 12:19:10 PM »
Just got another hang up
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Re: Phones Ect
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2008, 02:17:10 PM »
Quote from: Tesla on April 29, 2008, 11:28:32 AM
Quote from: parts on April 29, 2008, 08:57:33 AM
I have phone phobia and despise them but am forced  to have several.  Lately my business line has suffered a rash of hang ups two just this morning.  Whats wrong with these people leave a fucking message. 
Maybe it's your answering message.. "What the fuck do you want?!  Leave a fucking message!" typically doesn't evoke the kind of response you're looking for.

:LMAO:   :plus:
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Re: Phones Ect
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2008, 02:22:19 PM »
What's wrong with that? :-\
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Re: Phones Ect
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2008, 03:31:07 PM »
My brother had on his door mat GO AWAY
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Re: Phones Ect
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2008, 04:24:30 PM »
Some people have a phobia about leaving messages.  If I think I might get sent to voicemail, I tend to decide ahead of time what I'm going to say.
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Re: Phones Ect
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2008, 07:06:40 PM »
Phones suck, but answering machines suck more.

If I ring someone up, and one is on, I just hang up.
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Re: Phones Ect
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2008, 07:14:17 PM »
I hate leaving messages, I freeze up, I stutter, I am hard to understand. I always have to rehearse in my head what I am going to say before I leave a message.
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Re: Phones Ect
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2008, 07:26:20 PM »
I never leave voicemails, if it gets to that stage I typically send a text. Voicemails are a pain in the arse to send and recieve.
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Re: Phones Ect
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2008, 07:34:30 PM »
Quote from: Spokane Girl on April 29, 2008, 07:14:17 PM
I hate leaving messages, I freeze up, I stutter, I am hard to understand. I always have to rehearse in my head what I am going to say before I leave a message.

I tend to go 'umm' or pause between sentences when I leave messages. I should write down what I want to say on cue cards.

I have a cell phone because people say that I'm hard to get a hold of, I usually don't answer unless its an emergency, otherwise I tell them to leave a message.
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Re: Phones Ect
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2008, 07:46:31 PM »
Quote from: parts on April 29, 2008, 03:31:07 PM
My brother had on his door mat GO AWAY

My dad had a sign on the door when I was kid, "Tresspassers will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted."

Scared the hell out of the potential boyfriends.
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Re: Phones Ect
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2008, 07:52:23 PM »
Lol, I would love to find a door mat like that. 
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Re: Phones Ect
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2008, 08:20:35 PM »
Quote from: parts on April 29, 2008, 03:31:07 PM
My brother had on his door mat GO AWAY
We had this one:

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