Swanson: "Whatever you do... don't provoke the bird"Gopher Gary: "What bird?"Swanson: *SCREAMS*
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Quote from: Lord Phlexor on May 03, 2008, 05:01:44 AMQuote from: Lucifer on May 03, 2008, 02:48:55 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on May 02, 2008, 06:18:34 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 02, 2008, 01:03:41 PMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on May 01, 2008, 10:00:26 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 02:43:06 PMQuote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 02:16:50 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 01:03:27 PM/sulks.I'm kidding. You know that, right? good. i like LP. he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me. and you. Hey, it's what keeps me married.the more i hear about her, the more i like your wife. Women have to put up with a lot of shit day in day out, if you can make them laugh, buy them presents, listen to them, share in the housework, provide them with a fantastic sex life, communicate with them, make an attempt to understand them, challenge them intellectually, know how to comfort them when they need it, don't take any bullshit from them, know how to have fun with them, share yourself with them, they are yours.fixed.That's what I said isnt?You women never listen... sorry, did you say something?
Quote from: Lucifer on May 03, 2008, 02:48:55 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on May 02, 2008, 06:18:34 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 02, 2008, 01:03:41 PMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on May 01, 2008, 10:00:26 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 02:43:06 PMQuote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 02:16:50 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 01:03:27 PM/sulks.I'm kidding. You know that, right? good. i like LP. he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me. and you. Hey, it's what keeps me married.the more i hear about her, the more i like your wife. Women have to put up with a lot of shit day in day out, if you can make them laugh, buy them presents, listen to them, share in the housework, provide them with a fantastic sex life, communicate with them, make an attempt to understand them, challenge them intellectually, know how to comfort them when they need it, don't take any bullshit from them, know how to have fun with them, share yourself with them, they are yours.fixed.That's what I said isnt?You women never listen...
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on May 02, 2008, 06:18:34 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 02, 2008, 01:03:41 PMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on May 01, 2008, 10:00:26 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 02:43:06 PMQuote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 02:16:50 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 01:03:27 PM/sulks.I'm kidding. You know that, right? good. i like LP. he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me. and you. Hey, it's what keeps me married.the more i hear about her, the more i like your wife. Women have to put up with a lot of shit day in day out, if you can make them laugh, buy them presents, listen to them, share in the housework, provide them with a fantastic sex life, communicate with them, make an attempt to understand them, challenge them intellectually, know how to comfort them when they need it, don't take any bullshit from them, know how to have fun with them, share yourself with them, they are yours.fixed.
Quote from: Lucifer on May 02, 2008, 01:03:41 PMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on May 01, 2008, 10:00:26 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 02:43:06 PMQuote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 02:16:50 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 01:03:27 PM/sulks.I'm kidding. You know that, right? good. i like LP. he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me. and you. Hey, it's what keeps me married.the more i hear about her, the more i like your wife. Women have to put up with a lot of shit day in day out, if you can make them laugh, buy them presents, listen to them, share in the housework, provide them with a fantastic sex life, communicate with them, make an attempt to understand them, challenge them intellectually, know how to comfort them when they need it, don't take any bullshit from them, know how to have fun with them, share yourself with them, they are yours.
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on May 01, 2008, 10:00:26 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 02:43:06 PMQuote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 02:16:50 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 01:03:27 PM/sulks.I'm kidding. You know that, right? good. i like LP. he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me. and you. Hey, it's what keeps me married.the more i hear about her, the more i like your wife.
Quote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 02:43:06 PMQuote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 02:16:50 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 01:03:27 PM/sulks.I'm kidding. You know that, right? good. i like LP. he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me. and you. Hey, it's what keeps me married.
Quote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 02:16:50 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 01:03:27 PM/sulks.I'm kidding. You know that, right? good. i like LP. he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me. and you.
Quote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 01:03:27 PM/sulks.I'm kidding. You know that, right?
/sulks.
Quote from: odeon on May 02, 2008, 01:25:57 PMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on May 01, 2008, 09:58:57 PMQuote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 02:44:17 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 02:43:06 PMQuote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 02:16:50 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 01:03:27 PM/sulks.I'm kidding. You know that, right? good. i like LP. he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me. and you. I like him too. In a very manly sort of way, obviously.I'll assume in a drunken state walking home from the pub kind of like.Exschacthly!In that case, want to buy this cheap radio?
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on May 01, 2008, 09:58:57 PMQuote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 02:44:17 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 02:43:06 PMQuote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 02:16:50 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 01:03:27 PM/sulks.I'm kidding. You know that, right? good. i like LP. he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me. and you. I like him too. In a very manly sort of way, obviously.I'll assume in a drunken state walking home from the pub kind of like.Exschacthly!
Quote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 02:44:17 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 02:43:06 PMQuote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 02:16:50 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 01:03:27 PM/sulks.I'm kidding. You know that, right? good. i like LP. he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me. and you. I like him too. In a very manly sort of way, obviously.I'll assume in a drunken state walking home from the pub kind of like.
Quote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 02:43:06 PMQuote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 02:16:50 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 01:03:27 PM/sulks.I'm kidding. You know that, right? good. i like LP. he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me. and you. I like him too. In a very manly sort of way, obviously.
ooooh, i love it when you're patronising.
Quote from: Lucifer on May 03, 2008, 07:22:09 AMooooh, i love it when you're patronising. Thanks ..WAIT! Were you being sarcastic there?
Music (trying to get back on topic)
Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 04:21:56 AMMusic (trying to get back on topic)just like pissing in the ocean.
Quote from: Lucifer on May 04, 2008, 06:11:12 AMQuote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 04:21:56 AMMusic (trying to get back on topic)just like pissing in the ocean. Millions of fish can't be wrong.
really? you think gills are a better idea? and i may i just take this opportunity to slip in the word "poikilothermic" here, just cos it's a bloody fab word.
Quote from: Lucifer on May 04, 2008, 06:51:03 AMreally? you think gills are a better idea? and i may i just take this opportunity to slip in the word "poikilothermic" here, just cos it's a bloody fab word. Wassat?
I'm glad you're not a fish.
