Greatest inventions ever

[Phlexor]

/sulks.

I'm kidding. You know that, right?

good.  i like LP.  he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me.  and you. 

Hey, it's what keeps me married.

[Lucifer]

corpse grind much?

am i supposed to understand this? 

Oxygen deprivation leads to death, you expressed an interest in that dying look in my eyes.

I just figured u were also into necrophila, hence the corpse grinder reference.

Dont mind me 

YUCK!  no, i'm far more into warm flesh, thanks.  besides, one has to do ALL the work with a corpse. 

[Lucifer]

/sulks.

I'm kidding. You know that, right?

good.  i like LP.  he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me.  and you. 

Hey, it's what keeps me married.

the more i hear about her, the more i like your wife.    

[odeon]

/sulks.

I'm kidding. You know that, right?

good.  i like LP.  he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me.  and you. 

I like him too. In a very manly sort of way, obviously.

I'll assume in a drunken state walking home from the pub kind of like.

Exschacthly!

[Lucifer]

you on the sauce tonight, by any chance?

[odeon]

you on the sauce tonight, by any chance?

Moi? Nooooooooooooooooooo.

[Phlexor]

corpse grind much?

am i supposed to understand this? 

Oxygen deprivation leads to death, you expressed an interest in that dying look in my eyes.

I just figured u were also into necrophila, hence the corpse grinder reference.

Dont mind me 

YUCK!  no, i'm far more into warm flesh, thanks.  besides, one has to do ALL the work with a corpse. 

The upside is that they dont complain or ask for anything.

[Phlexor]

/sulks.

I'm kidding. You know that, right?

good.  i like LP.  he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me.  and you. 

I like him too. In a very manly sort of way, obviously.

I'll assume in a drunken state walking home from the pub kind of like.

Exschacthly!

In that case, want to buy this cheap radio?

[Phlexor]

/sulks.

I'm kidding. You know that, right?

good.  i like LP.  he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me.  and you. 

Hey, it's what keeps me married.

the more i hear about her, the more i like your wife.    

Women have to put up with a lot of shit day in day out, if you can make them laugh, they are yours.

[Lucifer]

corpse grind much?

am i supposed to understand this? 

Oxygen deprivation leads to death, you expressed an interest in that dying look in my eyes.

I just figured u were also into necrophila, hence the corpse grinder reference.

Dont mind me 

YUCK!  no, i'm far more into warm flesh, thanks.  besides, one has to do ALL the work with a corpse. 

The upside is that they dont complain or ask for anything.

true.  best make sure you get them into the right position before rigor sets in, then.

[Lucifer]

/sulks.

I'm kidding. You know that, right?

good.  i like LP.  he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me.  and you. 

Hey, it's what keeps me married.

the more i hear about her, the more i like your wife.    

Women have to put up with a lot of shit day in day out, if you can make them laugh, buy them presents, listen to them, share in the housework, provide them with a fantastic sex life, communicate with them, make an attempt to understand them, challenge them intellectually, know how to comfort them when they need it, don't take any bullshit from them, know how to have fun with them, share yourself with them, they are yours.

fixed.

[renaeden]

Good invention: Internet forums.

[Lucifer]

Good invention: Internet forums.

good gods, no.  /shudder.

[Phlexor]

/sulks.

I'm kidding. You know that, right?

good.  i like LP.  he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me.  and you. 

Hey, it's what keeps me married.

the more i hear about her, the more i like your wife.    

Women have to put up with a lot of shit day in day out, if you can make them laugh, buy them presents, listen to them, share in the housework, provide them with a fantastic sex life, communicate with them, make an attempt to understand them, challenge them intellectually, know how to comfort them when they need it, don't take any bullshit from them, know how to have fun with them, share yourself with them, they are yours.

fixed.

That's what I said isnt?

You women never listen... 

[Lucifer]

/sulks.

I'm kidding. You know that, right?

good.  i like LP.  he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me.  and you. 

Hey, it's what keeps me married.

the more i hear about her, the more i like your wife.    

Women have to put up with a lot of shit day in day out, if you can make them laugh, buy them presents, listen to them, share in the housework, provide them with a fantastic sex life, communicate with them, make an attempt to understand them, challenge them intellectually, know how to comfort them when they need it, don't take any bullshit from them, know how to have fun with them, share yourself with them, they are yours.

fixed.

That's what I said isnt?

You women never listen... 

sorry, did you say something?