Greatest inventions ever

[Phlexor]

corpse grind much?

[Lucifer]

corpse grind much?

am i supposed to understand this? 

[odeon]

Man, what is it with you witchy types?

My wife and her witchy friends all use either those cups or the re-usuable cloth pads, so much so its scary.

She makes them and uses them, she also makes fitted cloth nappies for baby too. They are mad for all this shit.

oooooh, is your wife a witchy type too, then?  i knew i liked you. 

and it's the environmental thing which appeals to people with a pagan/earth/eco bent.

Yeah, I figured as much, its just strange how universal it is and how you guys are all doing the same thing.

ooooooh, scary collective female power! 

Is it still paranoia if you are all out to get us?

Of course not, but it *is* scary.

So therefore, if you wish to cure yourself of your paranoia, just hire a hit out on yourself?

It would cure me of a lot of other things, too.

[Lucifer]

Man, what is it with you witchy types?

My wife and her witchy friends all use either those cups or the re-usuable cloth pads, so much so its scary.

She makes them and uses them, she also makes fitted cloth nappies for baby too. They are mad for all this shit.

oooooh, is your wife a witchy type too, then?  i knew i liked you. 

and it's the environmental thing which appeals to people with a pagan/earth/eco bent.

Yeah, I figured as much, its just strange how universal it is and how you guys are all doing the same thing.

ooooooh, scary collective female power! 

Is it still paranoia if you are all out to get us?

Of course not, but it *is* scary.

So therefore, if you wish to cure yourself of your paranoia, just hire a hit out on yourself?

It would cure me of a lot of other things, too.

but... but... but i'd be sad. 

although i s'pose phlexor could comfort me.  but would he be a good substitute? 

[odeon]

Man, what is it with you witchy types?

My wife and her witchy friends all use either those cups or the re-usuable cloth pads, so much so its scary.

She makes them and uses them, she also makes fitted cloth nappies for baby too. They are mad for all this shit.

oooooh, is your wife a witchy type too, then?  i knew i liked you. 

and it's the environmental thing which appeals to people with a pagan/earth/eco bent.

Yeah, I figured as much, its just strange how universal it is and how you guys are all doing the same thing.

ooooooh, scary collective female power! 

Is it still paranoia if you are all out to get us?

Of course not, but it *is* scary.

So therefore, if you wish to cure yourself of your paranoia, just hire a hit out on yourself?

It would cure me of a lot of other things, too.

but... but... but i'd be sad. 

although i s'pose phlexor could comfort me.  but would he be a good substitute? 

/lifts eyebrow

You'd be devastated, obviously, and no-one could comfort you.

[Lucifer]

Man, what is it with you witchy types?

My wife and her witchy friends all use either those cups or the re-usuable cloth pads, so much so its scary.

She makes them and uses them, she also makes fitted cloth nappies for baby too. They are mad for all this shit.

oooooh, is your wife a witchy type too, then?  i knew i liked you. 

and it's the environmental thing which appeals to people with a pagan/earth/eco bent.

Yeah, I figured as much, its just strange how universal it is and how you guys are all doing the same thing.

ooooooh, scary collective female power! 

Is it still paranoia if you are all out to get us?

Of course not, but it *is* scary.

So therefore, if you wish to cure yourself of your paranoia, just hire a hit out on yourself?

It would cure me of a lot of other things, too.

but... but... but i'd be sad. 

although i s'pose phlexor could comfort me.  but would he be a good substitute? 

/lifts eyebrow

You'd be devastated, obviously, and no-one could comfort you.

best make sure that's true, then, i reckon.   

[odeon]

Man, what is it with you witchy types?

My wife and her witchy friends all use either those cups or the re-usuable cloth pads, so much so its scary.

She makes them and uses them, she also makes fitted cloth nappies for baby too. They are mad for all this shit.

oooooh, is your wife a witchy type too, then?  i knew i liked you. 

and it's the environmental thing which appeals to people with a pagan/earth/eco bent.

Yeah, I figured as much, its just strange how universal it is and how you guys are all doing the same thing.

ooooooh, scary collective female power! 

Is it still paranoia if you are all out to get us?

Of course not, but it *is* scary.

So therefore, if you wish to cure yourself of your paranoia, just hire a hit out on yourself?

It would cure me of a lot of other things, too.

but... but... but i'd be sad. 

although i s'pose phlexor could comfort me.  but would he be a good substitute? 

/lifts eyebrow

You'd be devastated, obviously, and no-one could comfort you.

best make sure that's true, then, i reckon.   

Right. Let's put a hit on LP.

[Lucifer]

/sulks.

[odeon]

/sulks.

I'm kidding. You know that, right?

[Lucifer]

/sulks.

I'm kidding. You know that, right?

good.  i like LP.  he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me.  and you. 

[odeon]

/sulks.

I'm kidding. You know that, right?

good.  i like LP.  he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me.  and you. 

I like him too. In a very manly sort of way, obviously.

[Lucifer]

[Phlexor]

corpse grind much?

am i supposed to understand this? 

Oxygen deprivation leads to death, you expressed an interest in that dying look in my eyes.

I just figured u were also into necrophila, hence the corpse grinder reference.

Dont mind me 

[Phlexor]

Man, what is it with you witchy types?

My wife and her witchy friends all use either those cups or the re-usuable cloth pads, so much so its scary.

She makes them and uses them, she also makes fitted cloth nappies for baby too. They are mad for all this shit.

oooooh, is your wife a witchy type too, then?  i knew i liked you. 

and it's the environmental thing which appeals to people with a pagan/earth/eco bent.

Yeah, I figured as much, its just strange how universal it is and how you guys are all doing the same thing.

ooooooh, scary collective female power! 

Is it still paranoia if you are all out to get us?

Of course not, but it *is* scary.

So therefore, if you wish to cure yourself of your paranoia, just hire a hit out on yourself?

It would cure me of a lot of other things, too.

It's amazing isnt it! It does so much!

[Phlexor]

/sulks.

I'm kidding. You know that, right?

good.  i like LP.  he makes me laugh. and he's nearly as evil and disgusting as me.  and you. 

I like him too. In a very manly sort of way, obviously.

I'll assume in a drunken state walking home from the pub kind of like.