Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response

[Gopher Gary]

Who loves me?

[Lucifer]

jeffrey archer.

[McGiver]

mr glitter' do you know casey from casey and the sunshine band?

are you currently getting fucked where the sun don't shine?

[McGiver]

jeffrey archer.

12 red herrings.

[Merry Widow]

Certainly old chap.  I would appresiate some understanding here.  Could you please open your mind to the possibility of conspiracy?

i see what you're up to.  unfortunately, the person you are trying to imitate would've put a comma immediately after the word "certainly." 

Not Crusty. He is the clown from the Simpsons.

I have spent a boatload of money on plastic surgery, I am not Crusty.
I think. Do I Really appear crusty to you?

i was talking about your cock.

"The Sun to me is dark, and as silent as the moon..." 

So are my eyes.  Would you care to stare fondly upon them?

While your at it, will you fondle my genetalia?

is that it?  aren't you going to attempt to lure me by telling me that you want to show me some kittens?

[Gopher Gary]

mr glitter' do you know casey from casey and the sunshine band?

are you currently getting fucked where the sun don't shine?

I do know you Mick Jagger.  And I would appreciate it if you didn't play the holier than thou routine with me, old chap.

Here is some lyrics to one of your songs.


STRAY CAT BLUES
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)

Ah...

Yeah, I got some tail

I hear the click-clack of your feet on the stairs
I know you're no scare-eyed honey.
There'll be a feast if you just come upstairs
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime

I can see that you're fifteen years old
No I don't want your I.D.
I can see that you're so far from home
But that's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime

Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
Oh yeah, don'tcha scratch like that
Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
I Bet,  bet your mama don't know you scream like that
I bet your mother don't know you can spit like that.

You look so weird and so lost from home
But you don't really miss your mother
Don't look so scared I'm not no mad-brained bear
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime
Oh, yeah
Woo!

I bet your mama don't know that you scatch like that
I bet she don't know you can bite like that.

You say you got a girlfriend, that she's wilder than you
Why don't you bring her upstairs
If she's so wild then she can join in too
It's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime

Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
Oh yeah, don'tcha scratch like that
Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
I bet you mama don't know you can bite like that
I'll bet she never saw you scratch my back   

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[Gopher Gary]

Certainly old chap.  I would appresiate some understanding here.  Could you please open your mind to the possibility of conspiracy?

i see what you're up to.  unfortunately, the person you are trying to imitate would've put a comma immediately after the word "certainly." 

Not Crusty. He is the clown from the Simpsons.

I have spent a boatload of money on plastic surgery, I am not Crusty.
I think. Do I Really appear crusty to you?

i was talking about your cock.

"The Sun to me is dark, and as silent as the moon..." 

So are my eyes.  Would you care to stare fondly upon them?

While your at it, will you fondle my genetalia?

is that it?  aren't you going to attempt to lure me by telling me that you want to show me some kittens?

Why all the animal talk?

You wish to know about my rooster.  Why would you say that it is crusty?
And you talk about kittens.  Or did you mean pussy?

All this talk about cock and pussy is making me horny (like a toad). 

[duncvis]

You need to lay off the coke.

[purposefulinsanity]

You need to lay off the coke.

Its pepsi that sends me loopy 

[Lucifer]

red bull, here - i'm banned from drinking it in public.

[Eamonn]

What's your favourite pastime? (expect a legal response)

[Gopher Gary]

What's your favourite pastime? (expect a legal response)

Lately my favorite pasttimes includes making a glittery soap on a rope, and protecting my arse.

[Merry Widow]

Why all the animal talk?

You wish to know about my rooster.  Why would you say that it is crusty?
And you talk about kittens.  Or did you mean pussy?

All this talk about cock and pussy is making me horny (like a toad). 

"cock" is a slang word for penis; as you should know since you are currently serving a prison sentence for putting your cock in places where it shouldn't have been. 

[Gopher Gary]

Why all the animal talk?

You wish to know about my rooster.  Why would you say that it is crusty?
And you talk about kittens.  Or did you mean pussy?

All this talk about cock and pussy is making me horny (like a toad). 

"cock" is a slang word for penis; as you should know since you are currently serving a prison sentence for putting your cock in places where it shouldn't have been. 

A Cock a Doodle Doo.
or a Cock a Fiddle Dee.

[McGiver]

i get it now.  your that kiddie fiddler bloke.