Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response

[Merry Widow]

ahhh. thanks, PI.

[Lucifer]

that's the banana!

i was going to say "Milton", but i had all sorts of horrific images of getting misinterpreted as suggesting gary glitter was into "Paradise Lost"...   

[purposefulinsanity]

that's the banana!

i was going to say "Milton", but i had all sorts of horrific images of getting misinterpreted as suggesting gary glitter was into "Paradise Lost"...   

Nah I doubt anyone would think Gary Glitter reads anything more highbrow than The Sun 

[Merry Widow]

that's the banana!

i was going to say "Milton", but i had all sorts of horrific images of getting misinterpreted as suggesting gary glitter was into "Paradise Lost"...   

Nah I doubt anyone would think Gary Glitter reads anything more highbrow than The Sun 

"The Sun to me is dark, and as silent as the moon..." 

[Gopher Gary]

I was framed.  They said that they were 16.

Is it a crime to enjoy the company of youthful LOOKING women.?

bollocks - nobody's buying it Gaz. Fuck off already, we don't wanna be in your gang any more

Certainly old chap.  I would appresiate some understanding here.  Could you please open your mind to the possibility of conspiracy?

[Gopher Gary]

You wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang?

How old are you?  Do you shave your pubic hairs? 

I do appreciate the reference to My song, My song, My song.

[Gopher Gary]

You can deny it all you like Gary but I trust B3ta and they say you're a nonce:
http://www2.b3ta.com/nonce-or-babysitter/

That is utter bullocks.  How dare you put me in the same company as Pete Townshend?

And I hate that picture they posted of me.  Damn Paparazzi.

[Gopher Gary]

firtst band to have double drummers, though, thence copied by The Fall (dreadful - i saw them in 1981), Bow Wow Wow (ditto, although never saw them, thank fuck) and Adam and the Ants (fucking top banana - i have no shame).

but i digress - he's a paedo bastard, with a predeliction for bacofoil and biiiiiiig boots.

I Like Candy.  I am NOT a paedo.  BTW, how old are you madam?

[Gopher Gary]

he's a paedo bastard, with a predeliction for bacofoil and biiiiiiig boots.

or, alternatively: he's a crusty glam rocker with a predilection for small children. 

Not Crusty.  He is the clown from the Simpsons.

I have spent a boatload of money on plastic surgery, I am not Crusty.
I think.  Do I Really appear crusty to you?

[Gopher Gary]

nooooooo!

crusties have dreads and docs, not form and a love of Napisan...   

Would you mind if I did your hair in pigtails?
Then would you mind if I put a pacifier in your mouth?

Would you mind if I did you doggeystyle in front of a mirror?

Would you call me daddy?

[Gopher Gary]

nooooooo!

crusties have dreads and docs, not form and a love of Napisan...   

what is "Napisan"? 

normally i would Google it to find out but, since the word was used in a conversation about Gary Glitter, i'm too scared to. i like my computer - i don't want it to be confiscated by the police, haha.

Try this.

 
na·pi·form [ náypə fàwrm ]


adjective 
 
Definition:
 
turnip-shaped: being conical at one end and spherical at the other

 
[Mid-19th century. < Latin napus "turnip"]
 


I hope that helps deary.

[Gopher Gary]

nooooooo!

crusties have dreads and docs, not form and a love of Napisan...   

what is "Napisan"? 

normally i would Google it to find out but, since the word was used in a conversation about Gary Glitter, i'm too scared to. i like my computer - i don't want it to be confiscated by the police, haha.

Its a powder you can buy to add to the water in your nappy bucket if you you wet pail your cloth nappies.

Nope, wrong again.  I only snort my powder.  LONG LIVE THE SEVENTIES!

[Gopher Gary]

that's the banana!

i was going to say "Milton", but i had all sorts of horrific images of getting misinterpreted as suggesting gary glitter was into "Paradise Lost"...   

I listened to that book on tape once.

[Gopher Gary]

that's the banana!

i was going to say "Milton", but i had all sorts of horrific images of getting misinterpreted as suggesting gary glitter was into "Paradise Lost"...   

Nah I doubt anyone would think Gary Glitter reads anything more highbrow than The Sun 

I do not read.  I have a sexy swing in my arse, that is all I need. 

Besides, my old girlfriends read to me.  Well, they do after they learn to read.

[Gopher Gary]

that's the banana!

i was going to say "Milton", but i had all sorts of horrific images of getting misinterpreted as suggesting gary glitter was into "Paradise Lost"...   

Nah I doubt anyone would think Gary Glitter reads anything more highbrow than The Sun 

"The Sun to me is dark, and as silent as the moon..." 

So are my eyes.  Would you care to stare fondly upon them?

While your at it, will you fondle my genetalia?