I'm calling PP out.

[McGiver]

will you post a pic.

i'd love to see that

[peegai]

will you post a pic.

i'd love to see that

Of my dick? Pourquoi?

[Eamonn]

psst, hey pea, take the offer.

if you really have an eight inch cock then it would be wiseof you to get it out there, on the internet.  it might help you with your V-issues.

He wanted to claim a big cock while still trying to remain realistic. He's really two inches, when hard.

[peegai]

psst, hey pea, take the offer.

if you really have an eight inch cock then it would be wiseof you to get it out there, on the internet.  it might help you with your V-issues.

He wanted to claim a big cock while still trying to remain realistic. He's really two inches, when hard.

You know, I've measured before and I'm four times larger than two inches -- erect.

Fucking idiots. I don't lie about this. And I don't think having a big penis wins girls.

[McGiver]

yes but pencil thin.

[Eamonn]

You know, I've measured before and I'm four times larger than two inches -- erect.

Fucking idiots. I don't lie about this. And I don't think having a big penis wins girls.

You must have low self-esteem to measure it. I suppose youd have no other way of knowing if you were large enough for most women's tastes.

[peegai]

You know, I've measured before and I'm four times larger than two inches -- erect.

Fucking idiots. I don't lie about this. And I don't think having a big penis wins girls.

You must have low self-esteem to measure it. I suppose youd have no other way of knowing if you were large enough for most women's tastes.

It's common for men to be insecure about their sizes. The same insecurities applies for women who are obsessed with their dress size.

And what's wrong with being curious?

Another thing...

And I don't think having a big penis wins girls.

Thank you, and good night. I'll probably won't hear the end of this now: "Oooh, peegai is insecure..."

[Lucifer]

"But I have red pubic hair... "

where?

[peegai]

"But I have red pubic hair... "

where?

Down below... >_>

[Lucifer]

below where?

[El]

below where?

the belt.

[Peter]

"But I have red pubic hair... "

where?

<Puts Lucifer on his knee>

Now, do you know about bees?  You see, there are mummy bees and daddy bees, and sometimes daddy bees get excited and stab the mummy bees between the legs and fill them with nasty smelly egg-yolky stuff, and then the mummy bees swell up and big pink screaming things covered in blood crawl out of their front bum, and when you're grown up, you'll get hair down there, which helps the daddy bees to aim when they're drunk and almost passing out on top of you after beating you and vomiting down the side of the bed.   

Now, do you want to get your dolls out and play weddings? 

[Lucifer]

* Lucifer cries tears of gratitude...

oh, peter, thank you!  at last, someone has explained to me what i've been doing all these years!

i am, in fact, a bee!

* Lucifer buzzes around, buzzing happily, looking for something to sting. 

[peegai]

* Lucifer cries tears of gratitude...

oh, peter, thank you!  at last, someone has explained to me what i've been doing all these years!

i am, in fact, a bee!

* Lucifer buzzes around, buzzing happily, looking for something to sting. 

I was watching a insect documentary one time where two mantises were fucking each other and the female ate the male's head off.

You females are all fucking crazy.

[Lucifer]

and crazy, fucking.