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Offline "couldbecousin"

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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #225 on: September 16, 2010, 09:07:31 PM »
Quote from: Squid_thing on September 16, 2010, 09:04:47 PM
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Quote from: Squid_thing on September 16, 2010, 07:42:01 PM
Some guy ran up to me and bit me......oh wait thats how I got the T-Virus silly me  :zoinks:

I really had that happen to me in kindergarten the kid just ahead of me in line turned around and bit me on the stomach I was just to shocked to react in time to stop him :hahaha:

wow what a nasty little bastard  :lol:

And human bites are so germy!  :zombiefuck:
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #226 on: September 16, 2010, 09:12:01 PM »
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Some guy ran up to me and bit me......oh wait thats how I got the T-Virus silly me  :zoinks:

I really had that happen to me in kindergarten the kid just ahead of me in line turned around and bit me on the stomach I was just to shocked to react in time to stop him :hahaha:

wow what a nasty little bastard  :lol:

And human bites are so germy!  :zombiefuck:

I did get to go home and you could see his teeth impressions for days :zoinks: My mom made me invite him to my birthday party latter in the year too.  I hated him an has tarnished the name Vincent ever since for me.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #227 on: September 17, 2010, 01:35:01 PM »
It caught me. I ran as fast as I could, but...
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #228 on: September 17, 2010, 09:31:01 PM »
Quote from: odeon on September 17, 2010, 01:35:01 PM
It caught me. I ran as fast as I could, but...

You weren't as fast as The Gingerbread Man.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #229 on: September 18, 2010, 03:01:37 AM »
My doc tells me I should exercise more.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #230 on: September 18, 2010, 10:26:48 AM »
Hey. If we exercise and get strong, can we beat the shit out of autism?
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #231 on: September 18, 2010, 11:18:36 AM »
I got it from a public restroom. :'(
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #232 on: September 18, 2010, 12:53:37 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on September 18, 2010, 10:26:48 AM
Hey. If we exercise and get strong, can we beat the shit out of autism?

I would like to, sometimes.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #233 on: September 18, 2010, 02:25:43 PM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on September 18, 2010, 11:18:36 AM
I got it from a public restroom. :'(
Didn't your mom teach you to use those paper assburger protectors?
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #234 on: September 18, 2010, 05:10:14 PM »
Quote from: Osensitive1 on September 18, 2010, 02:25:43 PM
Quote from: Trigger11 on September 18, 2010, 11:18:36 AM
I got it from a public restroom. :'(
Didn't your mom teach you to use those paper assburger protectors?

You should have gone before you left the house!  :zoinks:
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #235 on: September 20, 2010, 07:57:33 AM »
Some kid with autism bit me in the grocery store, so I screamed at the kids mom that I had aids, then told the kid he was gonna die. Lol.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #236 on: September 20, 2010, 09:17:33 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 20, 2010, 07:57:33 AM
Some kid with autism bit me in the grocery store, so I screamed at the kids mom that I had aids, then told the kid he was gonna die. Lol.

 :LMAO:
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I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #237 on: September 02, 2014, 05:22:18 PM »
I got it from an alien anal probe.   :o
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #238 on: September 02, 2014, 10:59:43 PM »
Was it as good for you as it was for them?
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #239 on: September 03, 2014, 01:10:32 AM »
Yes, but that doesn't mean what you think.
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