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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #75 on: November 20, 2009, 04:47:19 AM »
Quote from: SleepyDragon on November 20, 2009, 03:30:47 AM
Aw shit, they said it was fluoride in the water! They said it would be good for us! Lies! All lies! >:(

Quote from: odeon on October 30, 2009, 06:16:41 AM
I'm trying to sell mine. Anyone up for it (you can have the OCD as an added bonus)?

Am currently overstocked with OCD; have you tried eBay?

Wanna trade some for a box of inertia?
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #76 on: November 20, 2009, 06:18:32 AM »
Quote from: SleepyDragon on November 20, 2009, 03:30:47 AM
Aw shit, they said it was fluoride in the water! They said it would be good for us! Lies! All lies! >:(

Quote from: odeon on October 30, 2009, 06:16:41 AM
I'm trying to sell mine. Anyone up for it (you can have the OCD as an added bonus)?

Am currently overstocked with OCD; have you tried eBay?

Yup. Some emo wanted to trade but I just want to sell.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #77 on: November 20, 2009, 08:16:02 AM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 30, 2009, 03:07:40 PM
I thought AS was an STD. I slept with an Aspie and turned into one myself. Damn him. I'm going to sue.
Same here, but for some reason it cleared my system shortly after I broke up with him.  Maybe I caught a bacterial strain rather than a viral strain?

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Walmart sells them now? Fuck. There goes the market.

They're rotten quality, though. :zoinks:
Prolly because they're made by five-year-olds in China.   :orly:
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #78 on: November 20, 2009, 08:41:12 AM »
I got mine from watching too much of A League of Their Own.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #79 on: November 20, 2009, 09:59:52 AM »
Think I'm going to make Christmas cards with the surplus of inertia.

Might even help world peace.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #80 on: November 20, 2009, 09:40:13 PM »
I got my Autism from an aspie biting me, beware of rabid aspies.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #81 on: November 21, 2009, 06:45:58 AM »
Quote from: Singularity on November 20, 2009, 09:40:13 PM
I got my Autism from an aspie biting me, beware of rabid aspies.

Could it be that I infected my youngest while she was biting me?

* ponders on getting a dx for youngest even more now *
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #82 on: November 21, 2009, 07:16:33 AM »
I got it from a mosquito bite
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #83 on: November 21, 2009, 07:31:03 AM »
Was the mosquito autistic? :-\
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #84 on: November 22, 2009, 06:23:11 PM »
Quote from: odeon on November 21, 2009, 07:31:03 AM
Was the mosquito autistic? :-\
Don't shoot the messenger.






















Just slap it flat to the wall.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #85 on: November 23, 2009, 01:46:50 PM »
That's no way to treat a fellow autistic, um, mosquito.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #86 on: November 23, 2009, 06:01:10 PM »
Quote from: odeon on November 23, 2009, 01:46:50 PM
That's no way to treat a fellow autistic, um, mosquito.

I make no different choice when it comes to mosquitoes, will kill the NT and the ASD.

Had a fellow student once, who did make a difference, he would always check the gender of the bugs. He only slapped the female ones.

Bigotry I tell you, pure bigotry.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #87 on: November 24, 2009, 08:41:55 AM »
Bug gender issues are tricky. It's so easy to be sexistic without ever realising it.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #88 on: November 24, 2009, 11:46:36 AM »
Got it from sitting on a public toilet seat when I was about 5.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #89 on: November 24, 2009, 05:28:41 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on November 24, 2009, 11:46:36 AM
Got it from sitting on a public toilet seat when I was about 5.
Bullshit.  Aspies don't go out in public.   :zoinks:
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