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hiroshima

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how did YOU catch AS?
« on: July 07, 2006, 03:52:35 PM »
Eamonn caught it from a dirty toilet seat.
McJagger caught it from a box of Fruity Pebbles.
Omega_Female caught hers from a romany gypsy.

I caught mine from the glycoalkaloid solanine in a green potato. :'(
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2006, 03:54:07 PM »
i may have cught it from a bowl of life cereal instead.  i forget.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2006, 04:08:44 PM »
I must have caught mine from something my dad's mother ate, maybe the poke salad.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2006, 12:23:18 AM »
Osmosis
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2006, 06:17:54 AM »
I was being unintentionally Aspie, and the wind blew, so I stayed that way.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2006, 06:19:48 AM »
I was picking and choosing among the disorders, and AS just felt right.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2006, 06:25:40 AM »
Gotta catch em all!
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2006, 08:46:07 AM »
Quote from: duncvis on July 08, 2006, 06:17:54 AM
I was being unintentionally Aspie, and the wind blew, so I stayed that way.

FOCL!
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2006, 08:54:43 AM »
My mom didn't know about being a safe introvert and so she breast fed me even though she was one, and I caught it.  My intorversion eventually became a full-blown case of Asperger's.  Tragic, really.
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2006, 08:09:14 PM »
I was wanking off as a teenager and my mother caught me!  She screamed so loud:  "STOP IT OR YOU'LL GET ASPERGER'S!" that it got stuck in my head!   Plus the fact that I never stopped wanking off, proved her right!
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2006, 01:38:17 AM »
gosh.  is your mum Happeh, ozy?    :o

according to eamonn, i haven't got AS, so my immune system is obviously completely up to the mark, you puny, immune compromised weaklings.  :P

you should've taken echinacea, i reckon.

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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2006, 09:40:44 PM »
Well my immune system will fuck you up!  It killed cancer and I have not gotten sick in years now, even with a few lymphocytes removed. I survived appendix ruputer for 6 hours.  I would love to see my immune system fuck you up!
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hiroshima

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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2006, 10:12:46 PM »
Will you post a picture of your immune system too?
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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2006, 11:40:43 PM »
I wish I could.  You know what, I was going to post full nudity and black out private areas.
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McJ

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Re: how did YOU catch AS?
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2006, 11:55:40 PM »
the only way you can catch AS is if you where put on the toilet backwards as a small child.

and if you still do, then you are an ND, nasal drip
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