Why do you beat her?
Since we have been separated since august, are conversations have became argumentative jousting. So far, I am beating her, as all proceeds are in court escrow.
And do you, really,
as per wife beeter;
At the local county fair, the 100 Club had a dunking booth.
For a buck a beet, you could legally beet your wife in public.
The sign read “You Brought Her – You Beet Herâ€
Object of the game is to buy a beet for a buck a throw to dunk the broad and win a wife beeters shirt.
http://www.the100club.com/home.html
or are you simply keeping appearances around here?
I do not worry about appearances –
obviously. Besides, there are many others who prefer to paint pictures using their fear for the brush. My opinion of “appearances†is that people are going to
think what they want, regardless of what they say or do. Additionally, it becomes much to complicated to figure out their motives. As per my observation of “appearanceâ€, you are all about some moody motherfuckers, (I haven’t seen that word here, perhaps this is the appropriate place). Furthermore,
if I did not feel sorry for all you cybropaths, most of which have other issues as well, I would have abandoned all of your pathetic buttocks long ago, but I chose to show compassion instead.
Also, do you realize that beating your wife is a punishable offense (by death, in some countries)
I am a firm advocate for Capital Punishment, for a variety of reasons, before I rant – again.
and and you should turn yourself in
These days I have nobody to turn me in every night, so I turn myself in, ivory flight.
and seek help?
Are you offering a nightly “turn-inâ€, if so, I get to read you my poetry, it would be great. I will start rearranging the furniture. I only have one request though; as I must ask of you in advance,
do not tell anybody.
