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Offline Lucifer

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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #150 on: May 01, 2008, 02:58:01 PM »
/releases safety catch...
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #151 on: May 01, 2008, 03:02:20 PM »
/hides while cleansing mind from the obviously unwanted dirty thoughts
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #152 on: May 01, 2008, 03:03:31 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 01, 2008, 03:02:20 PM
/hides while cleansing mind from the obviously unwanted dirty thoughts

not your mind, silly.  those dirty thoughts are fine.  i can live without another eleventeen posts of variations/accretions along the lines of the previous lot, is what i meant.  :P
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #153 on: May 01, 2008, 09:48:39 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on May 01, 2008, 11:11:25 AM
big brain, or very dirty thoughts?  ;)

Big brain yes, very dirty thoughts yes.

But dont let the size of my brain fool you into think that I might actually use it.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #154 on: May 02, 2008, 06:24:46 AM »
Todays post about my morning has been cancelled due to laziness.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #155 on: May 02, 2008, 01:07:26 PM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on May 02, 2008, 06:24:46 AM
Todays post about my morning has been cancelled due to laziness.

Thank god you've made a solid decision!   I was too lazy to ......
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #156 on: May 02, 2008, 01:10:41 PM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on May 01, 2008, 12:38:03 AM
Well today I got up at 1:40PM, which is probably because I went to be about 5:30AM. Obviously missed breakfast by a lot so for lunch I had a plate of bacon.

Who cooks it?  is it the thin cut, or the hefty thick slices?
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #157 on: May 02, 2008, 01:12:17 PM »
Quote from: driftingblizzard on May 02, 2008, 01:10:41 PM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on May 01, 2008, 12:38:03 AM
Well today I got up at 1:40PM, which is probably because I went to be about 5:30AM. Obviously missed breakfast by a lot so for lunch I had a plate of bacon.

Who cooks it?  is it the thin cut, or the hefty thick slices?

that sounds pervy to me.   :eyebrows:
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #158 on: May 02, 2008, 01:13:27 PM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on May 02, 2008, 06:24:46 AM
Todays post about my morning has been cancelled due to laziness.

For which we are thankful. :P ;)
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #159 on: May 02, 2008, 06:20:00 PM »
Quote from: driftingblizzard on May 02, 2008, 01:10:41 PM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on May 01, 2008, 12:38:03 AM
Well today I got up at 1:40PM, which is probably because I went to be about 5:30AM. Obviously missed breakfast by a lot so for lunch I had a plate of bacon.

Who cooks it?  is it the thin cut, or the hefty thick slices?

Umm, regular bacon? Cooked by the wife.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #160 on: May 02, 2008, 06:20:24 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 02, 2008, 01:13:27 PM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on May 02, 2008, 06:24:46 AM
Todays post about my morning has been cancelled due to laziness.

For which we are thankful. :P ;)

 :'(  >:D
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #161 on: May 02, 2008, 06:22:05 PM »
Today I got up about 9:30AM, got dressed and Im now waiting for breakfast. We are going to my sisters place today  :hahaha:
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #162 on: May 06, 2008, 02:02:38 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on April 29, 2008, 01:55:47 PM
mmmmmmm.  thick, hot toast with lashings of butter.

but what's wrong with marmalade, you peasant?!

This is a no-shitter!     The first time my Grandmother tried to feed me marmalade on toast, I thought she was trying to feed me rat poison.   !   

I kinda of like it now, but for a long time, I wouldn't eat anything that wasn't homogeneous....   like sooth peanut butter, etc.   
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #163 on: May 06, 2008, 02:04:28 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on April 30, 2008, 12:39:25 PM
Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2008, 12:19:48 PM
Your moral code is in code? :P

yep.  wanna play Enigma with me?   :eyelash:

I had a girlfriend with an enigma once, it helped when she sat on a towel.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #164 on: May 06, 2008, 02:06:36 PM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on May 02, 2008, 06:22:05 PM
Today I got up about 9:30AM, got dressed and Im now waiting for breakfast. We are going to my sisters place today  :hahaha:

Sorry, I've been gone lately.  I NEED to know what you've been up to these past mornings.   I'm DYING of curiosity...   How have you been drinking your coffee?  I know you've had some.
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