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Offline renaeden

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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #105 on: April 28, 2008, 03:15:42 AM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on April 26, 2008, 05:44:35 PM
Then we tricked the kids into thinking it was a school day and only let up after one of them had their shower and was in school uniform. (Yes we are evil).
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #106 on: April 28, 2008, 05:49:31 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on April 26, 2008, 06:37:47 PM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on April 26, 2008, 06:36:07 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on April 26, 2008, 06:22:22 PM
just as well you're that half of the word, isn't it?



I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt by TISM

I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic
I might like porno, but Baywatch is fucking sick
I might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum;
I might have gone to Uni, but at least I know I'm dumb.

I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun;
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I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief;
At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat.

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Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt

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I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
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But I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt

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what's the use of a cunt, if its not a fucking cunt?
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #107 on: April 28, 2008, 05:51:18 PM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on April 26, 2008, 05:44:35 PM
Well today I got up very early, 6am. Had a bit of  :eyebrows: and a shower. Then we tricked the kids into thinking it was a school day and only let up after one of them had their shower and was in school uniform. (Yes we are evil).

And then it was present time for our eldest, Alex, who turned 12 today, we got him a Gaming Mouse Pad, a Razor Diamondback 3G Mouse (Earth Green), and a Logitech Corded Wave Keyboard.

Then we were all treated to a pancake breakfast, yum yum  :green:

omg!.    i've been missing a great thread!
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #108 on: April 29, 2008, 01:30:40 AM »
Okay, sorry for no update for yesterday, what being sick and all.

Well anyway, I was pretty much in and out of bed all day yesterday, same with the toilet (not fun). So the less said about that the better.

Anway, woke up today feeling a lot better, still tender all over so I decided to take it easy. Had some toast and a cup of tea and pretty much vegged out in front of the telly. Not terribly exciting, but prtty much what was needed.
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #109 on: April 29, 2008, 03:04:14 AM »
 :plus: for use of the word "telly."

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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #110 on: April 29, 2008, 04:17:46 AM »
Telly. :P ;D
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #111 on: April 29, 2008, 04:18:27 AM »
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #112 on: April 29, 2008, 07:36:53 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on April 29, 2008, 03:04:14 AM
:plus: for use of the word "telly."

:laugh:

I'm just so cute, aren't I.

Here's proof:

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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #113 on: April 29, 2008, 08:04:09 AM »
Cute baby
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #114 on: April 29, 2008, 08:11:54 AM »
Quote from: The Gog Gog Gog on April 29, 2008, 08:04:09 AM
Cute baby

Aw thanks, you do know its me as a baby right?
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #115 on: April 29, 2008, 10:34:01 AM »
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #116 on: April 29, 2008, 10:35:23 AM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on April 29, 2008, 08:11:54 AM
Quote from: The Gog Gog Gog on April 29, 2008, 08:04:09 AM
Cute baby

Aw thanks, you do know its me as a baby right?

You'll have all kinds of weirdos stalking you now. :P
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #117 on: April 29, 2008, 10:38:22 AM »
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #118 on: April 29, 2008, 10:38:52 AM »
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Re: Bullshit
« Reply #119 on: April 29, 2008, 10:53:45 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on April 29, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
Quote from: odeon on April 29, 2008, 10:34:01 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on April 29, 2008, 04:18:27 AM
Quote from: odeon on April 29, 2008, 04:17:46 AM
Telly. :P ;D

are you giggling?  :laugh:

And trying to score cheap points. :laugh:

i'll tell cal!  :smarty:

I don't mind. The ignore button is actually the greatest invention since... since... tampons. :LMAO:
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