Bullshit

[odeon]

nope.  i have a very unusual agogometer.

So true. It shows microagogs, in addition to milliaggogs.

[Lucifer]

nope.  i have a very unusual agogometer.

So true. It shows microagogs, in addition to milliaggogs.

mine's the latest version - it shows cuntiagogs as well.

[odeon]

Cuntiagogs? Wow. I'm... I'm... well, agog.

[Lucifer]

just as well you're that half of the word, isn't it?

[odeon]

I'd be worried if it was the other half, yes. Or maybe I'd simply adapt and spend my time playing with my breasts.

[Lucifer]

lucky you were quicker at editing than i was at replying, isn't it?

[odeon]

lucky you were quicker at editing than i was at replying, isn't it?

I usually spot my mistakes right after pressing Send.

[Phlexor]

just as well you're that half of the word, isn't it?

I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt by TISM

I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic
I might like porno, but Baywatch is fucking sick
I might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum;
I might have gone to Uni, but at least I know I'm dumb.

I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun;
I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who’s one.
I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief;
At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat.

I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt

I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch A Current Affair, but I watch Frontline also.
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder;
I mightn't tell the truth all the time - hey, what's your Mum's number?

I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt

[Lucifer]

lucky you were quicker at editing than i was at replying, isn't it?

I usually spot my mistakes right after pressing Send.

yep.  the sequence is: type - send - "OMFG!" - mild panic - modify.

isn't there a mod we could get which would do that automatically? 

[Lucifer]

just as well you're that half of the word, isn't it?

I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt by TISM

I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic
I might like porno, but Baywatch is fucking sick
I might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum;
I might have gone to Uni, but at least I know I'm dumb.

I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun;
I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who’s one.
I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief;
At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat.

I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt

I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch A Current Affair, but I watch Frontline also.
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder;
I mightn't tell the truth all the time - hey, what's your Mum's number?

I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt

[jman]

I just got done watching cops and I am now talking to people on IRC 

[vodz]

Who would have thought, a thread about spam became an off-topic coprofest.

And you point being? 

Where's Calandale?

[Phlexor]

Who would have thought, a thread about spam became an off-topic coprofest.

And you point being? 

Where's Calandale?

Yes, sorry, you actually have an excellent point there.

 

[Phlexor]

Well I am Sith, Don't we rise up and betray our Masters and then take over.

All I need now is to become more powerfil and eventually take on an apprentice.

 

[odeon]

lucky you were quicker at editing than i was at replying, isn't it?

I usually spot my mistakes right after pressing Send.

yep.  the sequence is: type - send - "OMFG!" - mild panic - modify.

That's the one.

isn't there a mod we could get which would do that automatically? 

I wish I had someone to write these things for me to begin with.