Bullshit

[Lucifer]

i read "wasn't" as "was homogeneous". 

so now i'm just a wazzock.    @ me. 

/climbs under chair and sits there, feeling stupid.

I still like it when you call me names though.  It made me feel all tingly.

does it?  ooooh...

where?   

and would a towel be involved?

[driftingblizzard]

i read "wasn't" as "was homogeneous". 

so now i'm just a wazzock.    @ me. 

/climbs under chair and sits there, feeling stupid.

I still like it when you call me names though.  It made me feel all tingly.

does it?  ooooh...

where?   

and would a towel be involved?

It actually felt like you were blowing in my ear (or sucking on my ear lobe) and running your fingernails up and down my back, at the same time.  (like you were sitting on my lap).  And no towels, I like it wet and wild. 

[Lucifer]

so if i call you an odious little tit, will you soil your underwear?   

[driftingblizzard]

so if i call you an odious little tit, will you soil your underwear?   

only the front portion....  And the nastier the words, the better...

[Lucifer]

you pederastic, pulchritudinous purveyor of piffle!

there - that's you out of sperm for a week. 

[driftingblizzard]

you pederastic, pulchritudinous purveyor of piffle!

there - that's you out of sperm for a week. 

I love it when you talk that way...  but let's stick to words that I know. 

I don't want to have to keep running to the dictionary, it tends to spoil the mood.

[driftingblizzard]

you pederastic, pulchritudinous purveyor of piffle!

there - that's you out of sperm for a week. 

Right now, that would take about 2 minutes to recover from.....

[Lucifer]

blimey, everyone - we have a genuine sperm bank, in just one person.  i reckon even the blokes should be careful around him, in case they get pregnant.

[Callaway]

you pederastic, pulchritudinous purveyor of piffle!

there - that's you out of sperm for a week. 

I love it when you talk that way...  but let's stick to words that I know. 

I don't want to have to keep running to the dictionary, it tends to spoil the mood.

pederast

NOUN:  man who has sexual relations, especially anal intercourse, with a boy.

pulchritudinous

ADJECTIVE:  Characterized by or having great physical beauty and appeal.

purveyor

NOUN:  Peddler.

piffle

NOUN:  Trivial nonsense.

Translation, "You beautiful boy buggering peddler of trivial nonsense."
 
 

[Lucifer]

[driftingblizzard]

you pederastic, pulchritudinous purveyor of piffle!

there - that's you out of sperm for a week. 

I love it when you talk that way...  but let's stick to words that I know. 

I don't want to have to keep running to the dictionary, it tends to spoil the mood.

pederast

NOUN:  man who has sexual relations, especially anal intercourse, with a boy.

pulchritudinous

ADJECTIVE:  Characterized by or having great physical beauty and appeal.

purveyor

NOUN:  Peddler.

piffle

NOUN:  Trivial nonsense.

Translation, "You beautiful boy buggering peddler of trivial nonsense."
 
 

 :lol:

Now that's what I call trashy!  We may have to have a 3 sum with Callaway!  (I'm in the middle)!

[Lucifer]

don't do threesomes. 

[Callaway]

don't do threesomes. 

Neither do I.

[Lucifer]

don't do threesomes. 

Neither do I.

looks like blizz will be doing a threesome on his own, then. 

[Phlexor]

don't do threesomes. 

Neither do I.

looks like blizz will be doing a threesome on his own, then. 

That would suggest him and his two hands, and if he has to use two hands, then perhaps you guys are missing out?