A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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Quote from: ozymandias on August 06, 2008, 07:52:06 PMQuote from: wandrew on August 06, 2008, 03:59:00 AMThat makes me a chicken. well, that makes me a turkey! gobble gobble!I remember a WWII era Looney Tune in which a turkey was trying to escape from Porky Pig (who was dressed as pilgrim). When Daffy Duck gave away the turkey's hideout under threat of disembowelment, the camera cuts to a shot of the turkey in his hiding place, saying "Quisling." I remember how proud I was that I knew what that meant. Watching Looney Tunes from that era is an education in itself: jokes that riff on the Hays Code, A cards, victory gardens, non compos mentis, etc.
Quote from: wandrew on August 06, 2008, 03:59:00 AMThat makes me a chicken. well, that makes me a turkey! gobble gobble!
That makes me a chicken.
Quote from: wandrew on August 06, 2008, 10:31:02 PMQuote from: ozymandias on August 06, 2008, 07:52:06 PMQuote from: wandrew on August 06, 2008, 03:59:00 AMThat makes me a chicken. well, that makes me a turkey! gobble gobble!I remember a WWII era Looney Tune in which a turkey was trying to escape from Porky Pig (who was dressed as pilgrim). When Daffy Duck gave away the turkey's hideout under threat of disembowelment, the camera cuts to a shot of the turkey in his hiding place, saying "Quisling." I remember how proud I was that I knew what that meant. Watching Looney Tunes from that era is an education in itself: jokes that riff on the Hays Code, A cards, victory gardens, non compos mentis, etc.Stop.you're giving me a hard on.
Alex179: Everything that is living is dying. It will stop dying when it is dead.
The Hell makes you think you're not?
Quote from: wandrew on August 07, 2008, 01:37:22 AMThe Hell makes you think you're not?Yeah, what he said!
Yeah, but not too much. Something that really pisses me off is when people say "in my humble opinion". Opinions shouldn't be humble - they should be loud and strong. Humble opinions are for pussies and
Quote from: ozymandias on August 07, 2008, 06:28:03 AMQuote from: wandrew on August 07, 2008, 01:37:22 AMThe Hell makes you think you're not?Yeah, what he said! It maybe better to be humble.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Quote from: kevv729 on August 07, 2008, 11:48:48 PMQuote from: ozymandias on August 07, 2008, 06:28:03 AMQuote from: wandrew on August 07, 2008, 01:37:22 AMThe Hell makes you think you're not?Yeah, what he said! It maybe better to be humble. Why?
Quote from: Pyraxis on August 08, 2008, 08:49:59 PMQuote from: kevv729 on August 07, 2008, 11:48:48 PMQuote from: ozymandias on August 07, 2008, 06:28:03 AMQuote from: wandrew on August 07, 2008, 01:37:22 AMThe Hell makes you think you're not?Yeah, what he said! It maybe better to be humble. Why?So that you can expose your enemy's weak flank.
Quote from: DirtDawg on August 08, 2008, 09:04:04 PMQuote from: Pyraxis on August 08, 2008, 08:49:59 PMQuote from: kevv729 on August 07, 2008, 11:48:48 PMQuote from: ozymandias on August 07, 2008, 06:28:03 AMQuote from: wandrew on August 07, 2008, 01:37:22 AMThe Hell makes you think you're not?Yeah, what he said! It maybe better to be humble. Why?So that you can expose your enemy's weak flank. It is good to be underestimated.
Quote from: Alex179 on August 08, 2008, 09:08:44 PMQuote from: DirtDawg on August 08, 2008, 09:04:04 PMQuote from: Pyraxis on August 08, 2008, 08:49:59 PMQuote from: kevv729 on August 07, 2008, 11:48:48 PMQuote from: ozymandias on August 07, 2008, 06:28:03 AMQuote from: wandrew on August 07, 2008, 01:37:22 AMThe Hell makes you think you're not?Yeah, what he said! It maybe better to be humble. Why?So that you can expose your enemy's weak flank. It is good to be underestimated. Okay, point taken.