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How to be a pussy
« on: April 21, 2008, 11:15:14 PM »
Just stick around here.
You'll learn :zoinks:
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2008, 11:47:37 PM »
Quote from: The Tower on April 21, 2008, 11:15:14 PM
Just stick around here.
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2008, 05:03:15 PM »
Centipedes!  :orly: ROFL
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2008, 05:30:03 PM »
I love the little fringe of pixelation that protects us from moral corruption.  Imagine what would happen if we saw the uncensored version!
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2008, 06:55:38 PM »
Quote from: Peter on July 10, 2008, 05:30:03 PM
I love the little fringe of pixelation that protects us from moral corruption.  Imagine what would happen if we saw the uncensored version!

I don't see the fringe.

The whole picture is fairly clear, except for what ever it is in the glass container that the woman assisting is holding. Are you talking about the impression that the labia of the woman undergoing the centepedectomy seem to be slightly less detailed than her nipples, for instance?
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2008, 08:02:56 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 10, 2008, 06:55:38 PM
Quote from: Peter on July 10, 2008, 05:30:03 PM
I love the little fringe of pixelation that protects us from moral corruption.  Imagine what would happen if we saw the uncensored version!

I don't see the fringe.

The whole picture is fairly clear, except for what ever it is in the glass container that the woman assisting is holding. Are you talking about the impression that the labia of the woman undergoing the centepedectomy seem to be slightly less detailed than her nipples, for instance?

Her vulval area looks like it's been carefully blurred to meet legal requirements with the bare minimum of degradation to the picture.  A lot of hentai pics have a ridiculously tiny patch on the vulva that's been airbrushed or pixelated, but in this one, the blurring curves around the bug rather than being a more typical square.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2008, 12:59:50 AM »
Thats the Japanese censorships laws for you. Pretty much all porn from Japan is censored like that.
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2008, 04:15:34 PM »
I'm confused. Is she giving birth to the centipede, or are they shoving it up her twat? Either way, I bet it feels nasty.
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2008, 04:28:35 PM »
Quote from: wandrew on July 11, 2008, 04:15:34 PM
I'm confused. Is she giving birth to the centipede, or are they shoving it up her twat? Either way, I bet it feels nasty.

Japanese anime porn is seriously twisted and weird.  IMHO
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2008, 04:33:07 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on July 11, 2008, 04:28:35 PM
Quote from: wandrew on July 11, 2008, 04:15:34 PM
I'm confused. Is she giving birth to the centipede, or are they shoving it up her twat? Either way, I bet it feels nasty.

Japanese anime porn is seriously twisted and weird.  IMHO

Japanese culture is seriously twisted and weird. People die over there from overwork all the time. The most recent case was a engineer for Toyota who was finishing up details on a hybrid prototype and dropped dead in his home. He was 45. My age.  :o
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2008, 06:13:51 PM »
Quote from: wandrew on July 11, 2008, 04:33:07 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on July 11, 2008, 04:28:35 PM
Quote from: wandrew on July 11, 2008, 04:15:34 PM
I'm confused. Is she giving birth to the centipede, or are they shoving it up her twat? Either way, I bet it feels nasty.

Japanese anime porn is seriously twisted and weird.  IMHO

Japanese culture is seriously twisted and weird. People die over there from overwork all the time. The most recent case was a engineer for Toyota who was finishing up details on a hybrid prototype and dropped dead in his home. He was 45. My age.  :o

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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2008, 08:09:50 PM »
Fair enough then I won't say anything  ;D
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2008, 08:18:33 PM »
Too late.
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2008, 08:56:17 AM »
Quote from: The Tower on April 21, 2008, 11:15:14 PM
Just stick around here.
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I wonder Who is the pussy.
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Re: How to be a pussy
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2008, 09:15:01 AM »
Quote from: kevv729 on July 15, 2008, 08:56:17 AM
Quote from: The Tower on April 21, 2008, 11:15:14 PM
Just stick around here.
You'll learn :zoinks:
I wonder Who is the pussy.

Haha, good call.
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