Early HB Calandale Thread!

[Lucifer]

i have that, but without the magnifying glass: it's obviously more british to squint. 

Damn. I can't be British, then. I need my reading glasses or they won't be any reading at all.

that's just personal magnifying glasses, so it's okay - you're still a Britlet. 

[Lucifer]

serves them right for trying to copulate with tiny boats. 

And produce lifeboats?

marv! 

[odeon]

i have that, but without the magnifying glass: it's obviously more british to squint. 

Damn. I can't be British, then. I need my reading glasses or they won't be any reading at all.

that's just personal magnifying glasses, so it's okay - you're still a Britlet. 

A Britlet witchlet, then?

[Lucifer]

hmmmm...  that's clunky.

make it a Britling witchlet, okay?

[odeon]

It's a clunket (=a clunky phrase).

[Lucifer]

stop now, before it ends in tears.  (yours, i might add ).

[odeon]

We'll want to avoid a tearlet.

[Lucifer]

see what i mean?

/goes off muttering...

[odeon]

I can't help it.

[Lucifer]

btw, is it cal's birthday, or something?

(says she, noticing the title of the thread for once ).

[odeon]

I could check the calendar thingy if I could be arsed.

[Lucifer]

i was arsed, for once - it was on monday.

however, and far more entertaining...

i didn't realise hadron's birthday was on april the first! 

(sorry, hadders, but it IS fucking hilarious!)

[odeon]

I suppose the man upstairs was trying to tell him something.

[Lucifer]

I suppose the man upstairs was trying to tell him something.

man?  fine witchlet you are. 

[odeon]

It's the woman downstairs that makes the day, though, wouldn't you say?