Early HB Calandale Thread!

[driftingblizzard]

OMG this is funny!

Its like an episode of "Bewitched" where Esmorelda puts a spell on Darrin, so he can only talk chinese, and he has a big meeting comming up with some chinese businessmen, and Larry Tate thinks Darrin is just trying to be funny, so he's getting all frustrated.  But then he speaks chinese and the businessmen are impressed so he gets a big account.     

But Darrin is still so mad at the end of the day he doesn't even think about banging Samantha.

[Lucifer]

  for the completely tenuous and "huh?" association!

[choccybiccy]

 

[odeon]

I don't want Calandale to leave this place.

I want him to leave. He's destroyed enough of it, and he's got his own board to fuck up as well.

[odeon]

I also don't know whether his form of restriction drives away more people than your form of shouting, in terms of headcount.

I don't want HIM to be the one to kill the site. 

[odeon]

Here's the thing: Cal had his chance, several times over, but he wouldn't listen. People left because of him, and more people are giving their one week's notice. The place is dying and a lot of it is Cal's fault. I've had it with him.

And just to make another thing clear: I2 is not a democracy. Cal killed that part. Do you want him to kill the rest?

[driftingblizzard]

I'm staying around Odeon...  I'm starting to get used to the natural ups and downs of this place.

[Lucifer]

yay! 

we need more "Bewitched" around here. 

[odeon]

I'm staying around Odeon...  I'm starting to get used to the natural ups and downs of this place.

I'm glad.

[driftingblizzard]

As a little boy, I was in LOVE with Samantha...

[driftingblizzard]

What the hell happened to my avatar? Now I'm a damn bluebird.

Its like when darren was changed into a monkey, and Samantha had to take him around with her and he was wearing a diaper. Then he got loose and went to his office and changed back to darren but he was still wearing a diaper in the big meeting...  And he got the contract since it was a diaper account.

I hope I change back soon..

[Lucifer]

What the hell happened to my avatar? Now I'm a damn bluebird.

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I hope I change back soon..

someone's been pissing about with your avatar, then.  and it's obvious who, soph. 

get a grip, woman - it's not big and it's not clever.   

[Lucifer]

no admins on here at the mo, blizz - you'll have to wait until they return.  i'll PM odeon and let him know.

("blizz"!  )

[driftingblizzard]

What the hell happened to my avatar? Now I'm a damn bluebird.

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I hope I change back soon..

someone's been pissing about with your avatar, then.  and it's obvious who, soph. 

get a grip, woman - it's not big and it's not clever.   

Samantha was always doing something like this, then she'd get caught and say "weeeelll."

[Lucifer]

i've been trying to wriggle my nose like that for years !