Freaked out. Just woke up from a bad dream. There were these spambot robot human things called Richard and they would try befriend you and force you to buy shit from a catalogue you didn't need, give you dangerous advice, then if you fled or disagreed with them they'd put you on the brink of death and threaten to rape you. There were hundreds of them, and very little of what they said made a damn bit of sense. I swear I'm not taking the piss.