A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Tired and sore.
Still tired. My body can decide to go back to its norm any time now.
Really good. Had a shower so I feel clean now and just had a pot noodle. Watching the apprentice so can relax and then read and go to sleep
Quote from: Heinrich on May 18, 2011, 06:47:58 PMReally good. Had a shower so I feel clean now and just had a pot noodle. Watching the apprentice so can relax and then read and go to sleepI have been wondering for months now. What the fuck is a pot noodle?
So the wikipedia ones are the wrong pot noodles?
OK. Here we call it a cup of noodles, as there is no pot involved.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.