A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Yes, exactly. (have to learn, yet/still, not to postpone stuff like that)*makes note*
I feel like dancing.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
I've got a FUCKONG HEADACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paracetamol and ibuprofen have done nothing for my shoulder, and it's hurting even more now.