Before you marry a person...you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
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Milsdly intoxicatd. Can't be aresed to fix spelling, not because of the wine, just too tiered. On my way to hbed. Goodnight all. I'm feeling good.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
After having been for a walk and smelled the roses (ok, so it was photographing, not smelling, and it was bark, not roses); considerably more sanguine than this morning.
Tired and bored. Indecisive.
Like I just lost a lot of braincells.How many is it you lose during an orgasm?
blech. Will have Lady Weeble bring the tea and I will feel better.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 27, 2011, 12:28:21 PMblech. Will have Lady Weeble bring the tea and I will feel better.Here it is, Your Majesty! Fine tea from China! *curtsies, then wobbles out*
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 27, 2011, 01:32:50 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on March 27, 2011, 12:28:21 PMblech. Will have Lady Weeble bring the tea and I will feel better.Here it is, Your Majesty! Fine tea from China! *curtsies, then wobbles out*You're like the secretary from the Ministry of Silly Walks sketch!