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Alert. I think i'll clean my kitchen again, the damn thing is never clean
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 30, 2010, 08:13:40 AMFeeling kind of rough.This may turn out to be a really bad day for my dodgy hip. It hurts like hell, already.I hope the surgery makes it all better so you don't have more days like this.
Feeling kind of rough.This may turn out to be a really bad day for my dodgy hip. It hurts like hell, already.
Quote from: richard on January 01, 2011, 12:39:07 PMAlert. I think i'll clean my kitchen again, the damn thing is never clean Why would you need to clean it if you eat at a food bank?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Extremely frustrated. I've been trying to masturbate for the past couple of hours and I've had to stop numerous times due to a lack of privacy.
Looking forward to tomorrow. This is usually a bad sing though - whenever I think something's gonna be good, it goes shit