i hope you dont ever think im being to hard on you weakling, like by saying you need a fat penis inside you to get your memory back. i was just joking, and you are my favorite queen!
Richard, it takes quite a bit to upset me or for me to take any long term offense to. I realize that the written word lacks the non-verbal signs that aid in determining the true meaning of the sentence. If I do get offended I either ignore it, wait until I cool off, or ask a question.
It makes me smile that someone can give me a naughty suggestion. However I don't think the hint worked or maybe it did, I don't remember. Back to the give and take:
Prince Albert has a big fat penis. When he dies I'm planning on erecting The Albert Memorial as a memorial to his penis.
I have to tell a tale out of school about Prince Albert. We were talking about records from our teen years and he said there was one song that he used to get a hard-on just listening to. The problem is that he can't remember the name of the song by Mickey and Sylvia. I told him it's really bad when you can't even remember what arouses you.
