Outraged!
I am watching the History Channel and it is a show about Pluto and its "planethood"! It will be awesome when the New Horizon spacecraft arrives in 2015.
http://www.2sj.com/indexOld.html"Pluto" by
2 Skinnee J's With depravity I break laws of gravity
Blast past the atmosphere to the last frontier
I go boldly through space and time
The skies the limit but they’re limiting the sky
I break orbit by habit, ignite satellites and leave rings round the planet
A flying ace like that beagle
Nevertheless this alien remains illegal
‘cause their discovery don’t cover me
the immigrant’s been left in the cold to grow old and disintegrate
discriminate against the distant and disclaim this
cause small minds can’t see past Uranus
But I shun their rays, ‘cause stuns just a phase
And my odyssey runs in two thousand and one ways
And I can see clearly now like Hubble,
Shoved off the shuttle, here’s my rebuttal
It’s a planet
Who you represent? I represent the smallest planet
Attorney in this tourney versus those who’ve tried to ban it
If you don’t agree go see Interplanet Janet
Cause sun is star, like Pluto is planet
Lend me all your ears and let me state my case
About all the types of satellites you must embrace
Cause like my parents, great grandparents
This planet was an immigrant
To deport it makes no sense
It’s an upstanding member of the solar system
Apply the laws of earth and make it a victim
Of Proposition 187
When Pluto spawns a moon it will apply to the heavens
I will damn thee like Judas of Iscariot
If you demote this mote remote to affiliate
It’s like taking ET’s custody from Elliot
Support your Lilliput, cause simply put
Pluto is a planet
Do it for the children
