A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Could you rewrite that in twenty words or less?
Quote from: odeon on December 17, 2008, 02:54:35 PMCould you rewrite that in twenty words or less?no. "fewer".
Quote from: Lucifer on December 17, 2008, 02:57:22 PMQuote from: odeon on December 17, 2008, 02:54:35 PMCould you rewrite that in twenty words or less?no. "fewer". It's another Hollywood line, quoted verbatim, so don't blame me.Like that song, you know, "None of Us Are Free".
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: odeon on December 17, 2008, 03:02:26 PMQuote from: Lucifer on December 17, 2008, 02:57:22 PMQuote from: odeon on December 17, 2008, 02:54:35 PMCould you rewrite that in twenty words or less?no. "fewer". It's another Hollywood line, quoted verbatim, so don't blame me.Like that song, you know, "None of Us Are Free". that particular horror drives me completely insane - grrrrrrrrrr!
Quote from: odeon on December 17, 2008, 02:54:35 PMCould you rewrite that in twenty words or less?If you get past the lack of paragraphing, it's surprisingly cogent.
Quote from: Lucifer on December 17, 2008, 03:03:46 PMQuote from: odeon on December 17, 2008, 03:02:26 PMQuote from: Lucifer on December 17, 2008, 02:57:22 PMQuote from: odeon on December 17, 2008, 02:54:35 PMCould you rewrite that in twenty words or less?no. "fewer". It's another Hollywood line, quoted verbatim, so don't blame me.Like that song, you know, "None of Us Are Free". that particular horror drives me completely insane - grrrrrrrrrr!I know. My point was "don't blame me".
Split your posts into a couple of paragraphs and I might read one of them.
Quote from: Peter on December 17, 2008, 03:06:59 PMQuote from: odeon on December 17, 2008, 02:54:35 PMCould you rewrite that in twenty words or less?If you get past the lack of paragraphing, it's surprisingly cogent. Sorry, I am sorry for alot of things. I don't know how I am going to react to certain things.
Quote from: odeon on December 17, 2008, 03:08:24 PMQuote from: Lucifer on December 17, 2008, 03:03:46 PMQuote from: odeon on December 17, 2008, 03:02:26 PMQuote from: Lucifer on December 17, 2008, 02:57:22 PMQuote from: odeon on December 17, 2008, 02:54:35 PMCould you rewrite that in twenty words or less?no. "fewer". It's another Hollywood line, quoted verbatim, so don't blame me.Like that song, you know, "None of Us Are Free". that particular horror drives me completely insane - grrrrrrrrrr!I know. My point was "don't blame me".take responsibility for your words!!
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