I am totally not about to have a screaming meltdown, because I enjoy it when I haven't had a spare moment all week, I haven't had enough sleep, I can't do my work properly because of buggy software, my phone is lost and I'm being badgered for money by people who
a. Know perfectly well that they will get any money that I owe them.
b. Have full-time jobs and are in no danger of going broke.
I am in better financial straits than last week, though: my savings now amount to three dollars.
And eighty-eight cents.