Why do all the cults have to have this fake outer circle look?

[Phlexor]

My father-in-law and by bother-in-law are both scientologists.

Fuck I hate that organisation.

Is that a Freudian slip?

But I agree. They're nuts.

heh perhaps, but he doesnt bother us anymore, I told him to fuck off cos they were always trying to convert my wife when I wasnt around. They are scared of me I think.

[Callaway]

That may be for the best, if they aren't trying to convert your wife when they catch her alone anymore.

[Lucifer]

i terrify jehovah's witnesses, for some reason.  i'm always asking them to come back to talk to me, and they never do...   

[Phlexor]

That may be for the best, if they aren't trying to convert your wife when they catch her alone anymore.

If they try it again, I'll have to use lots of grown-ups words with them. 

[Phlexor]

i terrify jehovah's witnesses, for some reason.  i'm always asking them to come back to talk to me, and they never do...   

 

Heh, Yeah I've done shit like that, I use all my fancy logic on them and just keep talking and talking and then they get that look on their faces like they are looking for an escape route. Love that look.

[Lucifer]

i terrify jehovah's witnesses, for some reason.  i'm always asking them to come back to talk to me, and they never do...   

 

Heh, Yeah I've done shit like that, I use all my fancy logic on them and just keep talking and talking and then they get that look on their faces like they are looking for an escape route. Love that look.

have to admit i used more visceral tactics.  the last lot turned up on my birthday a few years back, a man and a woman, and i saw them on the other side of the street, so i rushed upstairs and put on a Wonderbra and a transparent top, and smeared cocksucker red lipstick on.  when i opened the door, the bloke couldn't meet my eyes, and the woman wasn't impressed.  i asked them to come back in a few minutes, cos i was in the middle of something, and they never did.  can't imagine why...

[odeon]

I used to talk to a Jehovah's witness when I was studying physics. She came to visit on Saturdays and I made some coffee and shot down her theories. That was fun. She was just a student herself, she told me, so sometimes she would bring a colleague to help her.

[Phlexor]

Hah! we had a woman turn up with a girl who was probably aroud 12 in a wheelchair. Obviously sympathy moves like this are wasted on me, but shit, what a move to pull. Poor girl in wheelchair being pushed from door to door peddling imaginary friends for adults.

[Callaway]

I had two Jehovah's Witnesses come to my door just today with their magazines.

[odeon]

Jehovah's witnesses are fun. 

[Lucifer]

i still want to wander knocking on round doors, dressed very respectably, and say, "have you heard the good news about Beelzebub?"

[odeon]

You should.

[Lucifer]

want to play my straight man? 

[odeon]

[Phlexor]

i still want to wander knocking on round doors, dressed very respectably, and say, "have you heard the good news about Beelzebub?"

I wonder if you have seen or would enjoy the series "John Safran vs. God" (2004)