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Offline Natalia Evans

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Ask Ashley
« on: April 11, 2008, 01:53:14 AM »
Anyone know the old show All That with the character Ashley in it who answers letters and she gets mad at them when she responds, she insults them, mocks at them. You write your own letter asking a stupid question and the next person responds to it and say any mean things they want but you have to use the word 'stinking.'



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Dear Ashley,



I am very hungry but I have no food in my house. In fact I have been out of food for weeks so I have started eating other things, my chair, my table, my dresser, now I am eating my TV stand. Ashley, what can I do to solve the no food problem in my home?
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Re: Ask Ashley
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2008, 01:54:25 AM »
Well Spokane, here is a thought. Go to stinking Safeway. Safeway you hungry dimwit. You are so dumb you forgot to buy some stinking food, you have eaten your stinking brains, man.


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Re: Ask Ashley
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2008, 01:57:42 AM »
dear Ashley, i should go to sleep but i keep posting on Intensity. what should i do? :P
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Re: Ask Ashley
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2008, 01:59:30 AM »
My kids watched all those shows when they were first on

Dear Ashley should I shoot the TV like Elvis :elvis:
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Re: Ask Ashley
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2008, 02:27:20 AM »
Quote from: Princess Lemon-Peach on April 11, 2008, 01:57:42 AM
dear Ashley, i should go to sleep but i keep posting on Intensity. what should i do? :P


Milla I think I have a little suggestion. Get off the stinking computer. Off the computer you stinking compulsive PC user. Why don't you get off and travel to SG's place and help her buy some stinking food because she is too stinking stupid to go out and buy some stinking food. Man.


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Re: Ask Ashley
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2008, 02:30:21 AM »
Quote from: parts on April 11, 2008, 01:59:30 AM
My kids watched all those shows when they were first on

Dear Ashley should I shoot the TV like Elvis :elvis:



What kind of stinking question is that? My name is Parts and I like Elvis. He shot the TV once, maybe I should too. Bladdy bladdy bladdy blah, Why don't you travel all the way to Milla's house and tell her to get off the stinkin' computer because she is too stinkin' stupid to get off herself and go to sleep. Man.


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Re: Ask Ashley
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2008, 02:46:45 AM »
I prefer the Amanda show.
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Re: Ask Ashley
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2008, 03:03:05 AM »
Quote from: klox on April 11, 2008, 02:46:45 AM
I prefer the Amanda show.


Who stinking cares. This is Ask Ashley, not Bore Ashley.
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Re: Ask Ashley
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2008, 03:15:54 AM »
Dear Ashley,


I have this weird typewriter with a TV. When I type, the words appear on screen. Also it does all this cool stuff. It also comes with this thing and it moves the arrow on the screen. I can click on anything on the screen and a show comes on but it does nothing, it is just on the screen waiting for me to do something on it. Ashley, what is this weird type writer and what kind of type writer has a TV?
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Re: Ask Ashley
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2008, 04:45:48 AM »
Quote from: Spokane Girl on April 11, 2008, 03:15:54 AM
Dear Ashley,


I have this weird typewriter with a TV. When I type, the words appear on screen. Also it does all this cool stuff. It also comes with this thing and it moves the arrow on the screen. I can click on anything on the screen and a show comes on but it does nothing, it is just on the screen waiting for me to do something on it. Ashley, what is this weird type writer and what kind of type writer has a TV?

Dear SG,  What you are referring to is a computer....now go out and buy some stinking food because you have now reached delirium.

Or you could try eating your computer.  Turn it off at the wall first or there will be a bbq at your house and you will be the food!

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Re: Ask Ashley
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2008, 07:52:28 AM »
 :lol:
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Re: Ask Ashley
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2008, 08:09:28 AM »
Dear Ashley,

I have this problem.  It seems like I will fall in love on the first date.  Of course, this immediately chases the prospective girlfriend running and screaming into the night.  How can I stop falling in love so quickly.?
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Re: Ask Ashley
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2008, 08:25:48 AM »
Thats Me not.
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Re: Ask Ashley
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2008, 12:48:51 PM »
Quote from: kevv729 on April 11, 2008, 08:25:48 AM
Thats Me not.

Thanks, that was really helpful.
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Re: Ask Ashley
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2008, 05:23:39 PM »
lol.
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