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Re: Weird thing in cemeteries
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2008, 12:06:28 PM »
Do you think they would allow me to put this on my gravestone?

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Re: Weird thing in cemeteries
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2008, 10:13:37 PM »
^If you ask for it before you die, they should.

I like the classic, "I TOLD you I was sick."
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Re: Weird thing in cemeteries
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2008, 11:14:12 AM »
This thread should have stayed in the ground. :thumbdn:
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Re: Weird thing in cemeteries
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2008, 12:12:17 AM »
I wish I could burry your post  :laugh:
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Re: Weird thing in cemeteries
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2008, 01:01:49 AM »
This thread will eventually bury itself. :P
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Re: Weird thing in cemeteries
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2008, 01:04:02 AM »
Until someone comes along and resurects it from the dead.
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Re: Weird thing in cemeteries
« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2008, 01:06:01 AM »
And then it becomes a zombie...
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Re: Weird thing in cemeteries
« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2008, 05:23:22 AM »
And eat the other posts :o
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Re: Weird thing in cemeteries
« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2008, 09:05:46 AM »
Plastic windmills rofl
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Re: Weird thing in cemeteries
« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2010, 08:04:56 AM »
Quote from: Phlexor on July 11, 2008, 01:04:02 AM
Until someone comes along and resurects it from the dead.

And I'm just the bitch to do it!  >:D
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Re: Weird thing in cemeteries
« Reply #25 on: August 25, 2010, 08:07:52 AM »
Seriously, I don't want a grave. I really need to write down some final instructions...maybe I will donate my organs,
leave the rest of my chubby body to medical research, and be cremated when they're done!  :2thumbsup:


I sure as hell don't want a Catholic wake and funeral, which would probably happen if my poor brother were stuck making arrangements.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Weird thing in cemeteries
« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2010, 10:41:36 AM »
I vaguely remember one of my predecessors who did not get along with his heir.  When his son died before him I believe he was buried in Westminster Abbey in the ground with this, "Here lies Fred, Now he is dead, There is no more to be said."
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Re: Weird thing in cemeteries
« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2010, 10:43:00 AM »
Quote from: Weakling on August 25, 2010, 10:41:36 AM
I vaguely remember one of my predecessors who did not get along with his heir.  When his son died before him I believe he was buried in Westminster Abbey in the ground with this, "Here lies Fred, Now he is dead, There is no more to be said."

When was that?  :orly:
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Re: Weird thing in cemeteries
« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2010, 10:44:58 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 25, 2010, 10:43:00 AM
Quote from: Weakling on August 25, 2010, 10:41:36 AM
I vaguely remember one of my predecessors who did not get along with his heir.  When his son died before him I believe he was buried in Westminster Abbey in the ground with this, "Here lies Fred, Now he is dead, There is no more to be said."

When was that?  :orly:

One of the Georges.
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Re: Weird thing in cemeteries
« Reply #29 on: August 25, 2010, 10:46:41 AM »
Quote from: Weakling on August 25, 2010, 10:44:58 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 25, 2010, 10:43:00 AM
Quote from: Weakling on August 25, 2010, 10:41:36 AM
I vaguely remember one of my predecessors who did not get along with his heir.  When his son died before him I believe he was buried in Westminster Abbey in the ground with this, "Here lies Fred, Now he is dead, There is no more to be said."

When was that?  :orly:

One of the Georges.

Ah yes, of course!  :laugh:
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