How the flaming fuck should I know?

I don't follow mass media except as it relates to my work, and actors' names don't. I don't even know who Samuel L. Jackson is. Though if I had to make a guess, he's in
I, Robot? But I have more knowledge of your career strategy than his, and that's not saying much.
Speaking of which, I forgot you in my geinuine emotional ties list. You'd probably fall under cursory.