Ask Pyraxis anything

[Lucifer]

'ere, pyraxis - are your breasts humble so they don't get confused with mountains too, then?

[Pyraxis]

'ere, pyraxis - are your breasts humble so they don't get confused with mountains too, then?

(laughing like crazy) - Sorry, no karma for copycat crimes, Eamonn got there first!

Maybe if my mother hadn't raised me on Enid Blyton and Tamora Pierce... my first thought when I saw how they were going to turn out was "good, this will make it easier to dress up as a boy"....

[peegai]

but you wouldn't have posted you pic unless you were confident about how you looked.

am i right?

I'm not insecure in the "OMG I'm fat and ugly and I hate myself!" kind of way. I know I'm moderately attractive. I'm insecure in the "I have no emotions about being looked at, it's all one big fucking game" kind of way.

Which says something about Eamonn's people reading skills, 'cause he's right about the emo.

Dont forget my cartoon reading skills, Daria Morgendoffer.

If she is Daria, then you and me are Beavis and Butthead.

Guess who's Butthead right and I'll give you +1.

[Eamonn]

Hmmmhhhahahaha, he said "Butthead".

[peegai]

Hmmmhhhahahaha, he said "Butthead".

Shut up, Eamonn, you Scottish cunt. Huhuhuhuhuh.

[Eamonn]

Hehehe, shut up Beavis. Scottish pussies are cool.

[peegai]

Hehehe, shut up Beavis. Scottish pussies are cool.

Huhuhuhuhuh. Check out the pussy:

[Eamonn]

Hehehe, shut up Beavis. Scottish pussies are cool.

Huhuhuhuhuh. Check out the pussy:

Hehehehehehe. He said pussy.

[peegai]

Hehehe, shut up Beavis. Scottish pussies are cool.

Huhuhuhuhuh. Check out the pussy:

Hehehehehehe. He said pussy.

Cat. Huhuhuhuhuh.

Uh, Daria? Huhuhuhuh. Do you, like, have a pussy? Huhuhuhuhuh.

[Eamonn]

Shut up butthead, she's a cool chick and im gunna torpedo her. hehehhehehehe.

[peegai]

Huhuhuhuhuh. "Hello Boys." Huhuhuhuh.

[Pyraxis]

Wow. Tolerating morons seems to do more for my karma than mediating disputes.

[peegai]

Wow. Tolerating morons seems to do more for my karma than mediating disputes.

Huhuhuhuhuh. Daria called us "morons".

[McGiver]

nah, i just figured it out.  you are the greatest human alive.

how can you push yourself to be better, when you are already the best?

[Pyraxis]

You really need to expand your horizons if I'm the best you've ever met. Either that, or get your face out of my arse... I know you like shit and everything, but really, doesn't the smell get to you after a while? Besides, I know how you work. In two days someone else will do something that impresses you, and then you'll be saying they're the greatest human alive.

How can I push myself to be better? One, I'm too emo. Two, I haven't gotten off my ass and started applying my online personae IRL. Three, I haven't created as much as I want to. Four, I'm not even sure what the best way to change the world is, yet. And that's just off the top of my head, the list is probably millions long.