Penis theft

[Callaway]

Came close, had the color picked out even, "billard green". You can never get them to sleep soundly when you want them too though. :lol:

I was picturing a green Sharpie marker, actually.  It would not wash off.  He would have to wear it off.  Wouldn't that be fun for him to explain to his girlfriend?

 

Damn. Now why didn't I think of that? I could have wrote something really good on there too. :lol:

I know.  Too bad that you didn't.

 

I know how to get fingernail polish off delicate skin, since my daughter painted herself thoroughly down in the diaper area when she was a baby.

You cover the skin in Crisco, vaseline, baby oil, or something like that, then set the kid down in a tub of warm water and let them soak.  After awhile, it softens and then you can gently rub it off.

That does not work for Sharpie marker drawings on skin, though.

 

[Pyraxis]

They fade in a few days, though, especially if you shower and rub at the area.

I used to do fake tattoos on people with sharpies when I worked as a caricature artist.