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My first swede
« on: July 04, 2006, 12:46:01 PM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: My first swede
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2006, 12:49:36 PM »
thats a turnip!
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Re: My first swede
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2006, 12:51:17 PM »
and mine:

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Re: My first swede
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2006, 01:15:41 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 04, 2006, 12:49:36 PM
thats a turnip!

Cross between a turnip and cabbage, actually.

http://www.hort.purdue.edu/newcrop/afcm/rutabaga.html

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(We look like shit because it's early morning and we got very little sleep).
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: My first swede
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2006, 01:18:23 PM »
i say petey boy, now its official, you actually love yourself.  that woman looks alot like you.
did she taste like garlic?
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Re: My first swede
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2006, 01:21:27 PM »
She tasted nice; the best tasting girl I've had the pleasure of sampling.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: My first swede
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2008, 11:05:24 PM »
I wanted one.
Probably an adolescent boy,
getting his kicks though.
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Re: My first swede
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2008, 11:10:10 PM »
Quote from: The Tower on April 21, 2008, 11:05:24 PM
I wanted one.
Probably an adolescent boy,
getting his kicks though.

bla blub blubba blaa!
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Re: My first swede
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2008, 11:11:18 PM »
Quote from: Princess Trance Lemon on April 21, 2008, 11:10:10 PM
Quote from: The Tower on April 21, 2008, 11:05:24 PM
I wanted one.
Probably an adolescent boy,
getting his kicks though.

bla blub blubba blaa!


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