hi i'm in my new house stealing the internets

[Calandale]

 

I had the manager convinced of that,
the first day.

[richard]

well im pretty shure they already find me strange. the mexican dude is overly freindly and has already given me a cell phone for free, not to mention free beer and food over the weekend. the schizo dude hasnt said a word to me but his voice is defintly more girly than mine, hes about 2 or three inches taller than me and looks like a complete psyco. the other guy is a college dude who sells hotdogs on the corner when he isnt in school. overall its a pretty much relaxed atmosphere and is defintly way better living here than with my family

[Calandale]

Glad you're enjoying.
I know I'd have trouble
fitting in, but you sound
like you're doing well.

[richard]

i probably dont even have asspurrgers anymore

[Calandale]

I sure do.

[richard]

maybe mines in remission. im shure once i get paid though i'll be buying my favorite sportscard or rock. and i am still getting my fire agate ring made this month! and now i can post a video of it

[Tristeza]

i still love my mother but i think its best if we stay away from each other

I feel the same way about my mom!  I love her very much...all the way up in Maine.  Let poor Ozy have to deal with her!   

[richard]

good idea 

i cant live with any of my family. there ALL disfunctional. they couldnt raise a cat or dog let alone a human being

[Calandale]

i cant live with any of my family. there ALL disfunctional. they couldnt raise a cat or dog let alone a human being

Obviously.

[richard]

am i really that fucked up? i like playing with my peter online so much because i cant get any action in real life. i guess you could say that the computer is my girlfreind

[Calandale]

am i really that fucked up? i like playing with my peter online so much because i cant get any action in real life. i guess you could say that the computer is my girlfreind

It was a wise crack.
Don't take it so hard.

Though, you are pretty fucked up, I'd say,
but most people here are.

Get a cat. 

[richard]

girls just do not like me for some reason. not even fat ones

internet girls love me however, i guess i just go wherever i'm loved

[Calandale]

Girls are drawn to me, until I speak with them.   

[Sophgay]

girls usually think i'm weird and boring

[richard]

and this is why we spend countless hours online, trying to sex each other up. by talking and stuff