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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #60 on: July 05, 2008, 03:05:37 PM »
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Sure! What does $5.85 get me?

A nipple flash!  :pwned:

Ya cheap bastard!

Most of these pay web sites offer free samples to suck you in. What are you going to offer as a free sample to get our hard earned cash?

I don't do freebies!  :-* :evillaugh:

Move along folks, nothing to see here...
Hey, hold up a minute. It's not your nippples I want to see flashed.

Let her talk, will ya?
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #61 on: July 05, 2008, 03:10:12 PM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on July 05, 2008, 10:28:49 AM
See I would show both of mine for even less than $11.70. Hell $15 gets you a lap dance! :P
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on July 05, 2008, 12:17:19 PM
I swear if either of us gets a hard on, I'm killing both of us.

Pussy!
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #62 on: July 05, 2008, 09:46:58 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2008, 03:05:37 PM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on July 04, 2008, 12:04:40 AM
Quote from: Aspie Bitch from Hell on July 03, 2008, 07:21:09 PM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on June 25, 2008, 08:16:34 AM
Quote from: Aspie Bitch from Hell on June 25, 2008, 04:27:27 AM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on June 21, 2008, 02:01:48 AM
Sure! What does $5.85 get me?

A nipple flash!  :pwned:

Ya cheap bastard!

Most of these pay web sites offer free samples to suck you in. What are you going to offer as a free sample to get our hard earned cash?

I don't do freebies!  :-* :evillaugh:

Move along folks, nothing to see here...
Hey, hold up a minute. It's not your nippples I want to see flashed.

Let her talk, will ya?

Who taught you how to negotiate?
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #63 on: July 05, 2008, 09:47:48 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2008, 03:10:12 PM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on July 05, 2008, 10:28:49 AM
See I would show both of mine for even less than $11.70. Hell $15 gets you a lap dance! :P
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on July 05, 2008, 12:17:19 PM
I swear if either of us gets a hard on, I'm killing both of us.

Pussy!

If either or both of us had one of those, I'd probably feel a whole lot better about it.
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #64 on: July 06, 2008, 03:10:00 PM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on July 05, 2008, 09:46:58 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2008, 03:05:37 PM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on July 04, 2008, 12:04:40 AM
Quote from: Aspie Bitch from Hell on July 03, 2008, 07:21:09 PM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on June 25, 2008, 08:16:34 AM
Quote from: Aspie Bitch from Hell on June 25, 2008, 04:27:27 AM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on June 21, 2008, 02:01:48 AM
Sure! What does $5.85 get me?

A nipple flash!  :pwned:

Ya cheap bastard!

Most of these pay web sites offer free samples to suck you in. What are you going to offer as a free sample to get our hard earned cash?

I don't do freebies!  :-* :evillaugh:

Move along folks, nothing to see here...
Hey, hold up a minute. It's not your nippples I want to see flashed.

Let her talk, will ya?

Who taught you how to negotiate?

On this subject, my balls.

Who taught you?
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #65 on: July 06, 2008, 03:13:32 PM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on July 05, 2008, 09:47:48 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2008, 03:10:12 PM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on July 05, 2008, 10:28:49 AM
See I would show both of mine for even less than $11.70. Hell $15 gets you a lap dance! :P
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on July 05, 2008, 12:17:19 PM
I swear if either of us gets a hard on, I'm killing both of us.

Pussy!

If either or both of us had one of those, I'd probably feel a whole lot better about it.

Both?

So, you're not really homophobic, you're exo"hard-on"ophobic or something, right?

:D
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #66 on: July 07, 2008, 01:16:35 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 06, 2008, 03:10:00 PM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on July 05, 2008, 09:46:58 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2008, 03:05:37 PM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on July 04, 2008, 12:04:40 AM
Quote from: Aspie Bitch from Hell on July 03, 2008, 07:21:09 PM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on June 25, 2008, 08:16:34 AM
Quote from: Aspie Bitch from Hell on June 25, 2008, 04:27:27 AM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on June 21, 2008, 02:01:48 AM
Sure! What does $5.85 get me?

A nipple flash!  :pwned:

Ya cheap bastard!

Most of these pay web sites offer free samples to suck you in. What are you going to offer as a free sample to get our hard earned cash?

I don't do freebies!  :-* :evillaugh:

Move along folks, nothing to see here...
Hey, hold up a minute. It's not your nippples I want to see flashed.

Let her talk, will ya?

Who taught you how to negotiate?

On this subject, my balls.

Who taught you?

After my balls alone couldnt seem to get the job done, they outsourced to my brain. Together, beautiful things started to happen...
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #67 on: July 07, 2008, 01:17:39 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 06, 2008, 03:13:32 PM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on July 05, 2008, 09:47:48 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2008, 03:10:12 PM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on July 05, 2008, 10:28:49 AM
See I would show both of mine for even less than $11.70. Hell $15 gets you a lap dance! :P
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on July 05, 2008, 12:17:19 PM
I swear if either of us gets a hard on, I'm killing both of us.

Pussy!

If either or both of us had one of those, I'd probably feel a whole lot better about it.

Both?

So, you're not really homophobic, you're exo"hard-on"ophobic or something, right?

:D

After reading that and trying to understand it, my brain gave up and went home for the rest of the day.
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #68 on: July 14, 2008, 03:21:59 AM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on July 05, 2008, 12:17:19 PM
I swear if either of us gets a hard on, I'm killing both of us.

 :indeed:
 :-* :evillaugh:
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #69 on: July 15, 2008, 09:05:56 AM »
Quote from: Aspie Bitch from Hell on July 14, 2008, 03:21:59 AM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on July 05, 2008, 12:17:19 PM
I swear if either of us gets a hard on, I'm killing both of us.

 :indeed:
 :-* :evillaugh:

You love it, you really do.
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #70 on: July 15, 2008, 10:17:50 AM »
Say hi to the pope for me :headbang2:
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #71 on: July 15, 2008, 06:06:30 PM »
Quote from: parts on July 15, 2008, 10:17:50 AM
Say hi to the pope for me :headbang2:

I'm in Melboure, the Pope is in Sydney.

I'm spared all this WYD bullshit, yay for me!

Maybe I should of went up there so he could bless my balls?
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #72 on: July 15, 2008, 06:26:22 PM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on July 15, 2008, 06:06:30 PM
Quote from: parts on July 15, 2008, 10:17:50 AM
Say hi to the pope for me :headbang2:

I'm in Melboure, the Pope is in Sydney.

I'm spared all this WYD bullshit, yay for me!

Maybe I should of went up there so he could bless my balls?

Never know he want to fondle them :diddle: :eyebrows: :lol:
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"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #73 on: July 19, 2008, 06:12:53 AM »
Quote from: parts on July 15, 2008, 06:26:22 PM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on July 15, 2008, 06:06:30 PM
Quote from: parts on July 15, 2008, 10:17:50 AM
Say hi to the pope for me :headbang2:

I'm in Melboure, the Pope is in Sydney.

I'm spared all this WYD bullshit, yay for me!

Maybe I should of went up there so he could bless my balls?

Never know he want to fondle them :diddle: :eyebrows: :lol:

Well they are wonderful specimens, who wouldn't?
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #74 on: September 22, 2008, 07:56:32 PM »
Why do we share so much in common? It scares me...

Oh and are your rates still super competitive?
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