Swanson: "Whatever you do... don't provoke the bird"Gopher Gary: "What bird?"Swanson: *SCREAMS*
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Quote from: Lord Phlexor on April 01, 2009, 07:57:48 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on April 01, 2009, 06:40:58 AMI had a lovely time last week. You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more. But how come you never called me back?After collection enough of your genetic material, I ran the required tests and found you not to be a compatible host for the parasitic being that controls the one you know as "Lord Phlexor".That and you wouldn't do anal.I told you, I only do that on the second date!!!
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 01, 2009, 06:40:58 AMI had a lovely time last week. You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more. But how come you never called me back?After collection enough of your genetic material, I ran the required tests and found you not to be a compatible host for the parasitic being that controls the one you know as "Lord Phlexor".That and you wouldn't do anal.
I had a lovely time last week. You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more. But how come you never called me back?
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 01, 2009, 05:03:44 PMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on April 01, 2009, 07:57:48 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on April 01, 2009, 06:40:58 AMI had a lovely time last week. You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more. But how come you never called me back?After collection enough of your genetic material, I ran the required tests and found you not to be a compatible host for the parasitic being that controls the one you know as "Lord Phlexor".That and you wouldn't do anal.I told you, I only do that on the second date!!!Ridiculous. Swedish girls do it on the first.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
