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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #105 on: April 01, 2009, 05:08:19 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 01, 2009, 05:03:44 PM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on April 01, 2009, 07:57:48 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 01, 2009, 06:40:58 AM
I had a lovely time last week.  You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more.  But how come you never called me back?

After collection enough of your genetic material, I ran the required tests and found you not to be a compatible host for the parasitic being that controls the one you know as "Lord Phlexor".

That and you wouldn't do anal.
I told you, I only do that on the second date!!!

Ridiculous. Swedish girls do it on the first.  8)
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #106 on: April 01, 2009, 05:12:50 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on April 01, 2009, 05:08:19 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 01, 2009, 05:03:44 PM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on April 01, 2009, 07:57:48 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 01, 2009, 06:40:58 AM
I had a lovely time last week.  You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more.  But how come you never called me back?

After collection enough of your genetic material, I ran the required tests and found you not to be a compatible host for the parasitic being that controls the one you know as "Lord Phlexor".

That and you wouldn't do anal.
I told you, I only do that on the second date!!!

Ridiculous. Swedish girls do it on the first.  8)
Well, in America, nice girls wait a little longer to take it up the ass.
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #107 on: April 01, 2009, 09:49:47 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 01, 2009, 05:03:44 PM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on April 01, 2009, 07:57:48 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 01, 2009, 06:40:58 AM
I had a lovely time last week.  You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more.  But how come you never called me back?

After collection enough of your genetic material, I ran the required tests and found you not to be a compatible host for the parasitic being that controls the one you know as "Lord Phlexor".

That and you wouldn't do anal.
I told you, I only do that on the second date!!!

Story of my life.  :P
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #108 on: November 18, 2014, 10:10:26 PM »
Phlexor!

Phlexor!!

Phlexor!!!
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #109 on: November 19, 2014, 01:14:08 AM »
Beetlejuice?
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #110 on: November 19, 2014, 07:57:03 AM »
Am I some kind of devious ghost?
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #111 on: November 19, 2014, 10:24:13 AM »
apparently, it worked.   :green:
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #112 on: November 19, 2014, 07:53:07 PM »
OMG!! Flexor's back!! :GA:
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #113 on: November 19, 2014, 09:47:31 PM »
Welcome back.
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #114 on: November 19, 2014, 11:23:40 PM »
Now the fun task of finding out who is who.
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #115 on: November 20, 2014, 12:39:21 AM »
OMG, you're back. It actually worked.

Welcome. :)
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #116 on: November 20, 2014, 01:44:10 AM »
Wow, magic happened.
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #117 on: November 20, 2014, 01:44:45 AM »
We should try the same thing with other missing members.
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #118 on: November 20, 2014, 01:47:11 AM »
Just saying their name three times is enough?

Why didn't we think of that before?
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Re: Ask me about my Super Competitive Rates
« Reply #119 on: November 20, 2014, 01:48:32 AM »
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