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Anyone have the WHOLE list of things not to do tohappy fun ball?
Happy Fun Ball(kids)It's Happy!It's Fun!It's Happy Fun Ball! (announcer)Yes, it's Happy Fun Ball,the toy sensationthat's sweeping the nation.Only 14.95 at participating stores! Get one Today (background voice)Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoidprolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball. Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to ruptureshould not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete. Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: * Itching * Vertigo * Dizziness * Tingling in extremities * Loss of balance or coordination * Slurred speech * Temporary blindness * Profuse Sweating or * Heart palpitations If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelterand cover head. Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special containerand kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky ProductsIncorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, ofany and all liability. Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance whichfell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and isalso being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee. (announcer)Happy Fun Ball! Accept no substitutes!(corrections by Russell Schulz <Russell_Schulz@locutus.ofB.ORG>)
* Dumpster Diver sighsQuoteHappy Fun Ball(kids)It's Happy!It's Fun!It's Happy Fun Ball! (announcer)Yes, it's Happy Fun Ball,the toy sensationthat's sweeping the nation.Only 14.95 at participating stores! Get one Today (background voice)Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoidprolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball. Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to ruptureshould not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete. Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: * Itching * Vertigo * Dizziness * Tingling in extremities * Loss of balance or coordination * Slurred speech * Temporary blindness * Profuse Sweating or * Heart palpitations If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelterand cover head. Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special containerand kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky ProductsIncorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, ofany and all liability. Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance whichfell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and isalso being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee. (announcer)Happy Fun Ball! Accept no substitutes!(corrections by Russell Schulz <Russell_Schulz@locutus.ofB.ORG>)
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