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Help it get it's shit together......some of it

job24
1 (10%)
hero
0 (0%)
hiro
4 (40%)
FOAD
0 (0%)
Hibakusha
2 (20%)
Time
0 (0%)
who gives a fuck
3 (30%)
Andro
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 8

Voting closed: July 04, 2006, 06:00:28 PM

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McJ

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My First Pole
« on: July 02, 2006, 06:00:28 PM »
well the time has come for the multiple personality cure to be injected into this crazed lunatic

whatcha think?

A brief description of the source for said names

job24 = joey O'Brian from 24, chloes twin brother
hero = assigned name, my very first online friend
hiro = assumed name, i did not like the previous
FOAD = eventfull name for the specific event only
Hibakusha = hiroshima survivors, self explanatory
Time = infinite, thats me, more ways than one
who gives a fuck = watcha think, don't be scared

from now on, i am no longer a pole virgin
look what you people have done to me

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Re: My First Pole
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2006, 11:53:50 AM »
I'm confused.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

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Re: My First Pole
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2006, 12:01:26 PM »
Translation: what do you think his name should be.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: My First Pole
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2006, 01:51:00 PM »
I was disappointed by this; I was expecting to find out you'd had sex with a polish person, or at the very least had had a stripper pole installed somewhere.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

McJ

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Re: My First Pole
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2006, 03:46:35 PM »
Translation: what do you think his name should be.

thank you miss interpretation
i was not aware that you were appointed that job as well
that is a full time job in itself, you are my hero, thank you for being there,, here.
is it somethjing you picked up from "someone", or is it a natural occurance, or did she just pass the buck-a roo
thanx, i needed that (away with words - two complicated)
 :)

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Re: My First Pole
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2006, 05:36:10 PM »
And who exactly is this "someone" you're talking about, hmmmm?
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: My First Pole
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2006, 12:40:47 PM »
Quote
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: My First Pole
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2006, 12:58:42 PM »
Thank you very much, andro spirit  ;) It was a natural occurance, influenced merely by the fickle swings of fate and my moods.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

McJ

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Re: My First Pole
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2006, 01:07:08 PM »
Andro

I love it

It is perfect

Yep, that is me

Middle Man, Try sexual

it's better than the the word "Bi"

although I do like the word "Epicene"

not to say that I am an Epic Scene or the like

 :laugh:

Andro, my new username when I am done with McJ

Thanx, again you have corrected my futuristic confusion

McJ

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Re: My First Pole
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2006, 01:14:58 PM »
before it starts >:(

yes andro is an aunt killer :-[

but she put the V in my aVatar :P

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Re: My First Pole
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2006, 01:54:09 PM »
you mean me?

but i ain't dead!  only a little somnolent.

 :angel:

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Re: My First Pole
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2006, 02:04:47 PM »
you mean me?

but i ain't dead!  only a little somnolent.

 :angel:

Yes, my pecan Delight

You have put the V in my avatar

Avatar = A new personification of a familiar idea

Somnolent, perhaps some more pecan would succour?
 ;)


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Re: My First Pole
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2006, 03:00:19 PM »
look, i'm boinging off the ceiling as it is - how can resist showing the pecan off to my friend, even though she turns up far later than my usual caffeine watershed?

;)

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Re: My First Pole
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2006, 08:08:59 PM »
I thought this was about a man's first time taking it in the ass.
I am a liar.  I use people